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The circular economy of AI: chipmakers invest in labs that buy chips; clouds fund labs that buy cloud; the same dollars get announced twice. 79 live deals, $2,008B at face value plus 16 with no disclosed figure — each traced to a source. Data as of 2026-08-30 · JSON.

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Equity investmentCompute / cloud contractChip supply dealRevenue shareAcquisitionGovernment stake / grantDebt, guarantee or project financedashed: reported, not confirmedthin: amount undisclosedlisted companyprivate companygovernmentjoint venturemany lendersMicrosoft → OpenAI: $13B · Equity investment · 2023-01-23 · closed / funded — $13B committed ($1B in 2019 + $10B in January 2023); Microsoft's 10-Q for the quarter to 2025-09-30 put the funded amount at $11.6B. The October 2025 recapitalization left Microsoft with about 27% of OpenAI Group PBC (as-converted, diluted).Nvidia → OpenAI: $30B · Equity investment · 2026-02-27 · closed / funded — Part of the $122B round closed 2026-03-31 at $852B post-money (Amazon $50B, SoftBank $30B, Nvidia $30B). Huang: this 'might be the last' Nvidia investment in OpenAI.SoftBank → Stargate JV: $19B · Equity investment · 2025-01-21 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported (The Information): SoftBank and OpenAI ~$19B each for ~40% each; Oracle and MGX ~$7B each. Headline '$500B' is planned spend, mostly project debt against compute contracts, not committed equity.OpenAI → Stargate JV: $19B · Equity investment · 2025-01-21 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported (The Information); see softbank->stargate.Oracle → Stargate JV: $7B · Equity investment · 2025-01-21 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported (The Information).Amazon → OpenAI: $50B · Equity investment · 2026-02-27 · closed / funded — $15B upfront + $35B once conditions were met (reported: an IPO or an AGI milestone). Amazon's Q2 2026 report: $15B in Q1, $13.7B in Q2, the remaining $21.3B after June 30 - fully funded by July 2026.SoftBank → OpenAI: $30B · Equity investment · 2025-03-31 · closed / funded — March 2025 commitment (led the $40B round at $300B post-money): $7.5B at first closing (Apr 2025) + $22.5B at second closing (2025-12-26) via Vision Fund 2; co-investors added $11B (total $41B). SoftBank's stake ~11% after this. Funded partly by selling its entire Nvidia stake ($5.83B) and T-Mobile shares.SoftBank → OpenAI: $30B · Equity investment · 2026-02-27 · closed / funded — Co-led the 2026 round ($110B announced 2026-02-27; closed 2026-03-31 at $122B and $852B post-money).Amazon → Anthropic: $8B · Equity investment · 2023-09-25 · closed / funded — $4B (announced 2023-09-25) + $4B (2024-11-22), largely via convertible notes; Amazon a minority, non-voting holder. Amazon's Q2 2026 results booked $53.4B of non-operating gains mainly from Anthropic marks.Amazon → Anthropic: $25B · Equity investment · 2026-04-20 · partly funded — Up to: $5B invested at $380B valuation (2026-04-20) + up to $20B 'tied to certain commercial milestones'. Anthropic's Series H (May 2026) counts the $5B among '$15B of previously committed investments from hyperscalers'.Google → Anthropic: $3B · Equity investment · 2023-10-27 · closed / funded — Approx.: ~$300M early 2023 (~10%), up to $2B committed Oct 2023 ($500M upfront + $1.5B), >$1B more Jan 2025. NYT reported (Sept 2025) a ~14% stake with no voting rights; Google capped at 15%.Google → Anthropic: $40B · Equity investment · 2026-04-24 · partly funded — Up to: $10B in cash now at a $350B valuation + $30B contingent on performance milestones; paired with about 5 GW of TPU capacity coming online from 2027.Microsoft → Anthropic: $5B · Equity investment · 2025-11-18 · closed / funded — Up to $5B committed 2025-11-18; a portion closed inside the February 2026 Series G. Microsoft booked a $3.2B gain on the stake in its quarter to June 2026.Nvidia → Anthropic: $10B · Equity investment · 2025-11-18 · partly funded — Up to $10B committed 2025-11-18; the Series G release (February 2026) says the round 'includes a portion' of it. Funded amount not disclosed.Nvidia → xAI: $2B · Equity investment · 2026-01-06 · closed / funded — Strategic investor in the $20B Series E closed 2026-01-06 (Nvidia and Cisco named by xAI); 'as much as $2B' per CNBC; valuation about $230B, reported.SpaceX → xAI: $2B · Equity investment · 2025-07-13 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported by WSJ as part of a $5B equity round (July 2025); superseded by the Feb 2026 merger.Nvidia → CoreWeave: $0.25B · Equity investment · 2025-03-28 · closed / funded — $250M anchor order in the IPO at $40/share (IPO raised $1.5B, priced below range). Nvidia was already an early investor (2023) and held ~$900M of CoreWeave stock as of 2025-03-31 (13F).Nvidia → CoreWeave: $2B · Equity investment · 2026-01-26 · closed / funded — Class A shares at $87.20; tied to a plan to add >5 GW of capacity by 2030 and early access to new Nvidia products.Nvidia → Nebius: $2B · Equity investment · 2026-03-11 · closed / funded — Strategic investment toward more than 5 GW of Nebius capacity by 2030. On 2026-07-21 Nvidia disclosed a 9.3% stake (shares plus a warrant from the deal).Nvidia → Crusoe: amount undisclosed · Equity investment · 2025-10-01 · closed / funded — Nvidia participated in Crusoe's $600M Series D (Dec 2024) and $1.375B Series E (Oct 2025, >$10B valuation); Nvidia's cheque size undisclosed. Date approximate (October 2025).Nvidia → Intel: $5B · Equity investment · 2025-09-18 · closed / funded — Common stock at $23.28/share (~4% of Intel); FTC cleared 2025-12-18, closed 2025-12-26; paired with joint NVLink-based x86/RTX product development.SoftBank → Intel: $2B · Equity investment · 2025-08-18 · closed / funded — Common stock at $23/share (~2% of Intel).OpenAI — open its pageOpenAIAnthropic — open its pageAnthropicxAI — open its pagexAIMicrosoft — open its pageMicrosoftAmazon — open its pageAmazonAlphabet (Google) — open its pageGoogleMeta Platforms — open its pageMetaOracle — open its pageOracleCoreWeave — open its pageCoreWeaveNebius Group — open its pageNebiusCrusoe — open its pageCrusoeNscale — open its pageNscaleStargate JV (OpenAI, SoftBank, Oracle, MGX) — open its pageStargate JVNVIDIA — open its pageNvidiaBroadcom — open its pageBroadcomIntel — open its pageIntelGroq — open its pageGroqSoftBank Group — open its pageSoftBankBlue Owl Capital (managed funds) — open its pageBlue OwlBond, loan & private-credit markets — open its pageBond & loan marketsSpaceX — open its pageSpaceXUS federal government — open its pageUS government

The 22 busiest counterparties and the 22 live deals between them that match the filter. Click a company for its page, click a curve to jump to that deal and its source. Curve width scales with the amount (log); colour is the deal type; dashed means reported but not confirmed by the parties; thin means no figure was disclosed.

Money that goes around

Pairs where cash flows both ways — an investment one way, a purchase commitment back. Computed from the deal list, not curated. Open a pair for every deal and its source.

OpenAI ⇄ Microsoft $288B one way · $13B back

OpenAIMicrosoft: $288B

MicrosoftOpenAI: $13B

OpenAI ⇄ Amazon $138B one way · $50B back

OpenAIAmazon: $138B

AmazonOpenAI: $50B

OpenAI ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $135B back

OpenAINvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaOpenAI: $135B

Anthropic ⇄ Amazon $100B one way · $33B back

AnthropicAmazon: $100B

AmazonAnthropic: $33B

Anthropic ⇄ Alphabet (Google) $0B one way · $43B back

AnthropicGoogle: undisclosed

GoogleAnthropic: $43B

Anthropic ⇄ Microsoft $30B one way · $5B back

AnthropicMicrosoft: $30B

MicrosoftAnthropic: $5B

Anthropic ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $10B back

AnthropicNvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaAnthropic: $10B

OpenAI ⇄ AMD $0B one way · $0B back

OpenAIAMD: undisclosed

AMDOpenAI: undisclosed

Meta Platforms ⇄ AMD $0B one way · $0B back

MetaAMD: undisclosed

AMDMeta: undisclosed

Circularity score

Of the disclosed funding each lab took from named investors listed here, how much came from companies the lab also pays for compute or chips. Round totals from funds are not broken out, so this is the strategic-money share, not a share of everything ever raised. Every number links to the deals behind it.

LabNamed fundingFrom its own vendorsCircularityWhich vendors
OpenAI$153B$93B61%Microsoft, Nvidia, Amazon
Anthropic$91B$91B100%Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Nvidia
xAI$6B$0B0%
Mistral AI$1.5B$0B0%
Scale AI$14.3B$0B0%

Announced per month

$110B/mo 0 $0.3T total 2023-01: $13B announced across 1 deal(s)2023-02: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-03: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-04: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-07: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-08: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-09: $8B announced across 1 deal(s)2023-10: $3B announced across 1 deal(s)2023-11: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-12: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-01: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-02: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-03: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-04: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-07: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-08: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-09: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-10: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-11: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-12: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-01: $52B announced across 4 deal(s)2025-02: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-03: $30B announced across 2 deal(s)2025-04: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-06: $14B announced across 1 deal(s)2025-07: $2B announced across 1 deal(s)2025-08: $2B announced across 1 deal(s)2025-09: $7B announced across 3 deal(s)2025-09: $100B announced then cancelled2025-10: $0B announced across 2 deal(s)2025-11: $15B announced across 2 deal(s)2025-12: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-01: $6B announced across 3 deal(s)2026-02: $110B announced across 4 deal(s)2026-03: $2B announced across 1 deal(s)2026-04: $65B announced across 2 deal(s)2026-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-07: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-08: $0B announced across 0 deal(s) 2023-012023-072024-012024-072025-012025-072026-012026-08 bars: announced per month, square-root scale (grey: later cancelled) · line: cumulative face value, linear

Face value as announced; the grey stubs are deals later cancelled or never closed, which stay out of the total. Click a month to list its deals.

Biggest counterparties

EntityCommitted outReceived inLive deals
OpenAI$827B$261B21
Oracle$47B$370B6
Microsoft$78B$318B10
Amazon$83B$238B6
xAI$0B$274B6
SpaceX$252B$0B2
Anthropic$151B$91B12
NVIDIA$184B$40B18
Meta Platforms$107B$27B10
SoftBank Group$91B$0B6
CoreWeave$0B$86B8
Bond, loan & private-credit markets$78B$0B4
US federal government$16B$43B5
Alphabet (Google)$43B$11B6

Announced and reported amounts at face value; "up to" commitments count in full — that is how the headlines count them, and why every row carries its notes. Every company name is a page.

Deals that shrank or died

Private valuations (latest verified)

30 deals, with sources

Amounts link to the source they come from; companies link to their pages; types, months and statuses filter the page; the # is the deal's anchor.

DealAmount ▾TypeAnnouncedSource
NvidiaOpenAI$100B
Letter of intent only: 'up to $100B progressively as each gigawatt is deployed' (10 GW). Never became a definitive agreement; Huang, 2026-03-04: 'probably not in the cards'. Superseded by a $30B equity cheque and the $105B lease guarantee.
Equity investment2025-09-22
cancelled / never closed
NVIDIA newsroom · second source
#3edc34
AmazonOpenAI$50B
$15B upfront + $35B once conditions were met (reported: an IPO or an AGI milestone). Amazon's Q2 2026 report: $15B in Q1, $13.7B in Q2, the remaining $21.3B after June 30 - fully funded by July 2026.
Equity investment2026-02-27
closed / funded
Amazon newsroom · second source
single-source figure
#75ec78
GoogleAnthropic$40B
Up to: $10B in cash now at a $350B valuation + $30B contingent on performance milestones; paired with about 5 GW of TPU capacity coming online from 2027.
Equity investment2026-04-24
partly funded
TechCrunch · second source
#7e0d07
NvidiaOpenAI$30B
Part of the $122B round closed 2026-03-31 at $852B post-money (Amazon $50B, SoftBank $30B, Nvidia $30B). Huang: this 'might be the last' Nvidia investment in OpenAI.
Equity investment2026-02-27
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
#bd0a22
SoftBankOpenAI$30B
Co-led the 2026 round ($110B announced 2026-02-27; closed 2026-03-31 at $122B and $852B post-money).
Equity investment2026-02-27
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
#7cff70
SoftBankOpenAI$30B
March 2025 commitment (led the $40B round at $300B post-money): $7.5B at first closing (Apr 2025) + $22.5B at second closing (2025-12-26) via Vision Fund 2; co-investors added $11B (total $41B). SoftBank's stake ~11% after this. Funded partly by selling its entire Nvidia stake ($5.83B) and T-Mobile shares.
Equity investment2025-03-31
closed / funded
SoftBank Group press release · second source
#8f5feb
AmazonAnthropic$25B
Up to: $5B invested at $380B valuation (2026-04-20) + up to $20B 'tied to certain commercial milestones'. Anthropic's Series H (May 2026) counts the $5B among '$15B of previously committed investments from hyperscalers'.
Equity investment2026-04-20
partly funded
Amazon newsroom · second source
#c049c5
SoftBankStargate JV$19B
Reported (The Information): SoftBank and OpenAI ~$19B each for ~40% each; Oracle and MGX ~$7B each. Headline '$500B' is planned spend, mostly project debt against compute contracts, not committed equity.
Equity investment2025-01-21
reported, not confirmed by the parties
DCD, citing The Information · second source
single-source figure
#515c3d
OpenAIStargate JV$19B
Reported (The Information); see softbank->stargate.
Equity investment2025-01-21
reported, not confirmed by the parties
DCD, citing The Information
single-source figure
#0a2c1c
MetaScale AI$14.3B
49% non-voting stake at a $29B valuation; CEO Alexandr Wang moved to Meta. Several Scale customers (Google, OpenAI, xAI) subsequently cut work with Scale (reported).
Equity investment2025-06-12
closed / funded
CNBC
#df8398
MicrosoftOpenAI$13B
$13B committed ($1B in 2019 + $10B in January 2023); Microsoft's 10-Q for the quarter to 2025-09-30 put the funded amount at $11.6B. The October 2025 recapitalization left Microsoft with about 27% of OpenAI Group PBC (as-converted, diluted).
Equity investment2023-01-23
closed / funded
Microsoft blog (Oct 28 2025) · second source
#df0dba
NvidiaAnthropic$10B
Up to $10B committed 2025-11-18; the Series G release (February 2026) says the round 'includes a portion' of it. Funded amount not disclosed.
Equity investment2025-11-18
partly funded
Anthropic · second source
single-source figure
#093c85
AmazonAnthropic$8B
$4B (announced 2023-09-25) + $4B (2024-11-22), largely via convertible notes; Amazon a minority, non-voting holder. Amazon's Q2 2026 results booked $53.4B of non-operating gains mainly from Anthropic marks.
Equity investment2023-09-25
closed / funded
CNBC
#35c7c4
OracleStargate JV$7B
Reported (The Information).
Equity investment2025-01-21
reported, not confirmed by the parties
DCD, citing The Information
single-source figure
#579489
MGXStargate JV$7B
Reported (The Information).
Equity investment2025-01-21
reported, not confirmed by the parties
DCD, citing The Information
single-source figure
#cd41b7
MicrosoftAnthropic$5B
Up to $5B committed 2025-11-18; a portion closed inside the February 2026 Series G. Microsoft booked a $3.2B gain on the stake in its quarter to June 2026.
Equity investment2025-11-18
closed / funded
Anthropic · second source
#e3c675
NvidiaIntel$5B
Common stock at $23.28/share (~4% of Intel); FTC cleared 2025-12-18, closed 2025-12-26; paired with joint NVLink-based x86/RTX product development.
Equity investment2025-09-18
closed / funded
NVIDIA newsroom · second source
#9dc70e
GoogleAnthropic$3B
Approx.: ~$300M early 2023 (~10%), up to $2B committed Oct 2023 ($500M upfront + $1.5B), >$1B more Jan 2025. NYT reported (Sept 2025) a ~14% stake with no voting rights; Google capped at 15%.
Equity investment2023-10-27
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
#54d280
NvidiaNebius$2B
Strategic investment toward more than 5 GW of Nebius capacity by 2030. On 2026-07-21 Nvidia disclosed a 9.3% stake (shares plus a warrant from the deal).
Equity investment2026-03-11
closed / funded
NVIDIA newsroom · second source
#4e4978
TeslaxAI$2B
About $2B of Series E preferred, disclosed in Tesla's Q4 2025 shareholder letter (2026-01-28) as 'expected to close in the first quarter'. xAI was folded into SpaceX weeks later.
Equity investment2026-01-28
announced
TechCrunch (Tesla shareholder letter)
#1fa4f0
NvidiaCoreWeave$2B
Class A shares at $87.20; tied to a plan to add >5 GW of capacity by 2030 and early access to new Nvidia products.
Equity investment2026-01-26
closed / funded
CoreWeave IR · second source
#0f8258
NvidiaxAI$2B
Strategic investor in the $20B Series E closed 2026-01-06 (Nvidia and Cisco named by xAI); 'as much as $2B' per CNBC; valuation about $230B, reported.
Equity investment2026-01-06
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
single-source figure
#d59e72
SoftBankIntel$2B
Common stock at $23/share (~2% of Intel).
Equity investment2025-08-18
closed / funded
SoftBank Group press release · second source
#6310f2
SpaceXxAI$2B
Reported by WSJ as part of a $5B equity round (July 2025); superseded by the Feb 2026 merger.
Equity investment2025-07-13
reported, not confirmed by the parties
TechCrunch, citing WSJ
single-source figure
#55a5da
ASMLMistral$1.5B
EUR 1.3B (~$1.5B) lead of the EUR 1.7B Series C at EUR 11.7B post-money; ~11% fully diluted stake.
Equity investment2025-09-09
closed / funded
Mistral AI · second source
#6a5d38
NvidiaCoreWeave$0.25B
$250M anchor order in the IPO at $40/share (IPO raised $1.5B, priced below range). Nvidia was already an early investor (2023) and held ~$900M of CoreWeave stock as of 2025-03-31 (13F).
Equity investment2025-03-28
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
#4f6651
AMDMetaundisclosed
Performance-based warrant for up to 160M AMD shares (the same size as OpenAI's), vesting on gigawatt-purchase milestones plus AMD share-price thresholds.
Equity investment2026-02-24
announced
AMD press release · second source
#6e2668
AMDOpenAIundisclosed
Warrant for up to 160M AMD shares (~10% of AMD) at $0.01, vesting in tranches on GPU purchase milestones AND AMD share-price targets; exercisable through 2030-10-05. Value depends on vesting; no cash changes hands upfront.
Equity investment2025-10-06
announced
AMD press release · second source
#ee6ff4
NvidiaCrusoeundisclosed
Nvidia participated in Crusoe's $600M Series D (Dec 2024) and $1.375B Series E (Oct 2025, >$10B valuation); Nvidia's cheque size undisclosed. Date approximate (October 2025).
Equity investment2025-10-01
closed / funded
Crusoe newsroom
#b492ef
NvidiaMistralundisclosed
Existing investor that 'committed more cash' in the Series C; amount undisclosed. Mistral also buys Nvidia systems (Mistral Compute, 2025).
Equity investment2025-09-09
closed / funded
Mistral AI
#f8c05c

Deal Watch — reported in the last 45 days (automatic, unverified)

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The bubble reads

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