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The circular economy of AI: chipmakers invest in labs that buy chips; clouds fund labs that buy cloud; the same dollars get announced twice. 79 live deals, $2,008B at face value plus 16 with no disclosed figure — each traced to a source. Data as of 2026-08-30 · JSON.

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Showing 5 of 82 deals. Clear.

Bubble Thermometer: 15/100 — cool

15/100 (cool): "bubble" said 0× this week (flat from 0); AI basket market spread unknown; $0B of deals announced this month.

Components: talk 0 · markets 50 · money 0 (weights 40/30/30). Each input links to where it comes from: "bubble" in this week's feed (0, prior week 0) · the AI basket against QQQ over a month · $0B announced in 2026-09. An attention index from this site's own data; it measures temperature, not the future.

2026-09-16: 15/100 (cool)

Daily readings since 2026-09-16. JSON

Equity investmentCompute / cloud contractChip supply dealRevenue shareAcquisitionGovernment stake / grantDebt, guarantee or project financedashed: reported, not confirmedthin: amount undisclosedlisted companyprivate companygovernmentjoint venturemany lendersSpaceX → xAI: $250B · Acquisition · 2026-02-02 · closed / funded — All-stock merger: SpaceX about $1T + xAI about $250B = about $1.25T combined. SpaceX then listed on 2026-06-12 at $135 a share, raising about $75B.Nvidia → Groq: $20B · Acquisition · 2025-12-24 · closed / funded — ~$20B cash for Groq assets + non-exclusive licence to its inference technology + hiring of CEO and senior team; Groq continues as an independent company. ~3x Groq's Sept 2025 valuation ($6.9B). Nvidia's largest deal ever.OpenAI — open its pageOpenAIAnthropic — open its pageAnthropicxAI — open its pagexAIMicrosoft — open its pageMicrosoftAmazon — open its pageAmazonAlphabet (Google) — open its pageGoogleMeta Platforms — open its pageMetaOracle — open its pageOracleCoreWeave — open its pageCoreWeaveNebius Group — open its pageNebiusCrusoe — open its pageCrusoeNscale — open its pageNscaleStargate JV (OpenAI, SoftBank, Oracle, MGX) — open its pageStargate JVNVIDIA — open its pageNvidiaBroadcom — open its pageBroadcomIntel — open its pageIntelGroq — open its pageGroqSoftBank Group — open its pageSoftBankBlue Owl Capital (managed funds) — open its pageBlue OwlBond, loan & private-credit markets — open its pageBond & loan marketsSpaceX — open its pageSpaceXUS federal government — open its pageUS government

The 22 busiest counterparties and the 2 live deals between them that match the filter. Click a company for its page, click a curve to jump to that deal and its source. Curve width scales with the amount (log); colour is the deal type; dashed means reported but not confirmed by the parties; thin means no figure was disclosed.

Money that goes around

Pairs where cash flows both ways — an investment one way, a purchase commitment back. Computed from the deal list, not curated. Open a pair for every deal and its source.

OpenAI ⇄ Microsoft $288B one way · $13B back

OpenAIMicrosoft: $288B

MicrosoftOpenAI: $13B

OpenAI ⇄ Amazon $138B one way · $50B back

OpenAIAmazon: $138B

AmazonOpenAI: $50B

OpenAI ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $135B back

OpenAINvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaOpenAI: $135B

Anthropic ⇄ Amazon $100B one way · $33B back

AnthropicAmazon: $100B

AmazonAnthropic: $33B

Anthropic ⇄ Alphabet (Google) $0B one way · $43B back

AnthropicGoogle: undisclosed

GoogleAnthropic: $43B

Anthropic ⇄ Microsoft $30B one way · $5B back

AnthropicMicrosoft: $30B

MicrosoftAnthropic: $5B

Anthropic ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $10B back

AnthropicNvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaAnthropic: $10B

OpenAI ⇄ AMD $0B one way · $0B back

OpenAIAMD: undisclosed

AMDOpenAI: undisclosed

Meta Platforms ⇄ AMD $0B one way · $0B back

MetaAMD: undisclosed

AMDMeta: undisclosed

Circularity score

Of the disclosed funding each lab took from named investors listed here, how much came from companies the lab also pays for compute or chips. Round totals from funds are not broken out, so this is the strategic-money share, not a share of everything ever raised. Every number links to the deals behind it.

LabNamed fundingFrom its own vendorsCircularityWhich vendors
OpenAI$153B$93B61%Microsoft, Nvidia, Amazon
Anthropic$91B$91B100%Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Nvidia
xAI$6B$0B0%
Mistral AI$1.5B$0B0%
Scale AI$14.3B$0B0%

Announced per month

Face value as announced; the grey stubs are deals later cancelled or never closed, which stay out of the total. Click a month to list its deals.

Biggest counterparties

EntityCommitted outReceived inLive deals
OpenAI$827B$261B21
Oracle$47B$370B6
Microsoft$78B$318B10
Amazon$83B$238B6
xAI$0B$274B6
SpaceX$252B$0B2
Anthropic$151B$91B12
NVIDIA$184B$40B18
Meta Platforms$107B$27B10
SoftBank Group$91B$0B6
CoreWeave$0B$86B8
Bond, loan & private-credit markets$78B$0B4
US federal government$16B$43B5
Alphabet (Google)$43B$11B6

Announced and reported amounts at face value; "up to" commitments count in full — that is how the headlines count them, and why every row carries its notes. Every company name is a page.

Deals that shrank or died

Private valuations (latest verified)

5 deals, with sources

Amounts link to the source they come from; companies link to their pages; types, months and statuses filter the page; the # is the deal's anchor.

DealAmount ▾TypeAnnouncedSource
SpaceXxAI$250B
All-stock merger: SpaceX about $1T + xAI about $250B = about $1.25T combined. SpaceX then listed on 2026-06-12 at $135 a share, raising about $75B.
Acquisition2026-02-02
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
#8f7c99
NvidiaGroq$20B
~$20B cash for Groq assets + non-exclusive licence to its inference technology + hiring of CEO and senior team; Groq continues as an independent company. ~3x Groq's Sept 2025 valuation ($6.9B). Nvidia's largest deal ever.
Acquisition2025-12-24
closed / funded
CNBC
#53ec56
CoreWeaveCore Scientific$9B
All-stock offer announced July 2025; Core Scientific shareholders voted it down and the merger agreement was terminated 2025-10-30.
Acquisition2025-07-07
cancelled / never closed
CNBC · second source
#9a1302
OpenAIio (Jony Ive)$6.5B
All-stock; announced 2025-05-21 (reported $6.4-6.5B), closed 2025-07-09. OpenAI's largest acquisition.
Acquisition2025-05-21
closed / funded
Bloomberg · second source
#4443c5
SoftBankAmpere$6.5B
All-cash; announced 2025-03-19/20, FTC cleared Nov 2025, closed 2025-11-25.
Acquisition2025-03-20
closed / funded
SoftBank Group press release · second source
#81f4af

Deal Watch — reported in the last 45 days (automatic, unverified)

Headlines from the feed go through a model that extracts who-pays-whom; a report appears here only when two different publishers agree on the parties and the amounts agree within 25%. Every publisher name links to the headline. Nothing in this box is in the verified graph above until a data review confirms it against a primary source.

No two-source reports in the window — the extractor needs an AI provider key.

The bubble reads

Method: a deal is listed only when it traces to a press release, an SEC filing, or top-tier reporting, with its date and status. Amounts are as announced or credibly reported; status says whether a deal closed, is staged, or was only reported. Not investment advice.

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