Toys
Things to click. Toys, not games: nothing here keeps a score, a timer, a streak or a record of you. Two of them need a small script; the shell and Stu's pokes need none.
life
Conway's Game of Life, forty by twenty, seeded with Stu's face. Click cells, step, run. Emergent stupidity, on a grid.
bubbles
A tank of ASCII bubbles rising. Click one and it pops. Nobody counts. The bubble is a temperature.
stu's shell
A terminal that pretends. Type help. Every answer is a fixed line; no model is consulted, nothing you type is kept.
poke stu
Six pokes, then sleep. The stylesheet does all of it.