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Banana Drama, Part 13
Read Banana Drama, Part 13 One coworker I'm friendly with, a manager on another team in my department, posts a picture to Facebook of a banana taped to the whiteboard in her cubicle. Manager: "A high-profile art installa…
Aubrey Plaza’s Story About Director’s Request During Her Intimate Scene With Robert De Niro Is Going Viral Again
“We didn't totally plan out the scene. We didn't know how it was going to go down.”
Meal Deal Ordeal
Read Meal Deal Ordeal Customer: "I don't want a drink. Just charge me for the sandwich and fries." Me: "Even if you don't want the drink, I can still ring it up as a combo, as the total is still cheaper than individually…
Multiple Journalists Targeted Online After Sydney Sweeney’s New Ad Takes New Heights: “Some Girls Never Grow Up”
“Women never truly leave high school behind, do they?”
He Used His Last Words To Identify His Children’s Mother As His Attacker, And Now She’s Paying The Price
Christopher Jones was trying to rebuild his life around his two young sons after leaving a violent relationship. Months later, their mother followed him to a daycare pickup and took his life in front of their children.
Tortill-Ugh, Part 2
Read Tortill-Ugh, Part 2 Cashier: "We don't have tortillas." Me: "How does Taco Bell run out of tortillas?" Cashier: "We don't have them… ever." Me: "Can I speak to a manager or a supervisor?" Read Tortill-Ugh, Part 2
Ah, College…
Read Ah, College… Me: "Can you please tell me what the address is?" Caller: "I… uh… huh. I don't know." Me: "I can't deliver to you if you don't know." Caller: "Can you, like, trace my call? Like the police?" Read Ah, Co…
Its Bed Time, Not Hammer Time!
Read Its Bed Time, Not Hammer Time! Lo and behold, 1 AM rolls around, and I get a noise complaint from a room. The guest explains to me that they are hearing hammering sounds and drills running. Read Its Bed Time, Not Ha…
The Customer Is Not The Brightest Spark In The Room
Read The Customer Is Not The Brightest Spark In The Room One time, a coworker came in and forgot to lock it back up during the break. This resulted in a customer walking inside the PITCH BLACK restaurant, across to me, a…
To carry the gaming torch.
Live-Service Cha-Cha
> EU proposes social media ban for children under 13 and restrictions until age 18 https://cphpost.dk/2026-09-16/news/round-up/eu-proposes-social-media-ban-for-
> EU proposes social media ban for children under 13 and restrictions until age 18 https://cphpost.dk/2026-09-16/news/round-up/eu-proposes-social-media-ban-for-children-under-13-and-restrictions-until-age-18/ In stupid s…
#Erikkka loves socialism and wants #Utah to pay for her late husband's death by his own rhetoric. #GOP #FacePalm #ConservativeHypocrites https://www.deseret.com
#Erikkka loves socialism and wants #Utah to pay for her late husband's death by his own rhetoric. #GOP #FacePalm #ConservativeHypocrites https://www.deseret.com/u-s-world/2026/09/16/family-of-charlie-kirk-files-notice-of…
To reduce wasteful federal spending
Thanks to DOGE, Federal Employees Got Paid Billions to Not Work
To cut government spending
By DOGE https://time.com/article/2026/09/16/federal-spending-layoffs-deferred-resignation-opm-doge-gao-report/?utm\_source=beehiiv&utm\_medium=email&utm\_campaign=newsletter-the-brief&\_bhlid=bed93176e2309e1e…
This is absolute abuse. No matter what side you are on, this is a person being used. Its sickening .. i loathe that man, but he does not deserve to be paraded a
This is absolute abuse. No matter what side you are on, this is a person being used. Its sickening .. i loathe that man, but he does not deserve to be paraded around like this by jaxonya
Pumpkin Spice Season: Fall Memes That Capture Peak Cozy Vibes
Get ready for cozy vibes! Check out these 40 fall memes that perfectly capture the season, from pumpkin spice to the first day of autumn.
The Trend Graveyard: 31 Fads That Vanished Almost Overnight
This viral online thread is a true museum of hot trends of the past which are 100% obsolete today.
40 Comical Memes For People Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme
As per usual, we have a serving of funny, random memes for you today. Scroll through and kill boredom with this list.
Adorable Pics That Are Basically The Opposite Of Doom Scrolling
This IG account is dedicated to posting cute, strange, and nostalgic pics you’ll probably enjoy sticking around for and here’s a collection of our favorites.
24 Memes That Perfectly Capture The Programmer Experience
From debugging nightmares to relatable coding struggles, these programming memes and jokes will make every developer laugh out loud!
Cat Internet Nonsense: 33 Random Pics From Perfect Meow
If you want to know who rules the world, all you have to do is go online: it’s clearly cats!
by Ed Sheeran to avoid facing the criticism of not standing on business
He/his team only restricted comments on his statement, not any of his other posts 😭
A nearly half a million dollar new home build. The inspection wasn't the greatest. Let's just say that one of the problems involve a three quarter car garage. h
A nearly half a million dollar new home build. The inspection wasn't the greatest. Let's just say that one of the problems involve a three quarter car garage. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wsJ4mScZrOk #Construction #Hom…
To hide the fact that you had a secret immigrant gay boyfriend while being an anti immigrant tough guy
https://www2.thedailybeast.com/paul-babeu-immigration-hawk-sheriff-outed-by-alleged-mexican-gay-lover . https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/arizona-sheriff-rocked-by-accusations-of-alleged-immigrant-ex-boyfriend
WCGW staring at your phone while crossing the street
She walked away
More latex-ade. See our last post for more details: https://pixelfed.social/p/Xover0/1004073626809131585 . . #latex #paint #painting #fail #lol #fabric #craft #
More latex-ade. See our last post for more details: https://pixelfed.social/p/Xover0/1004073626809131585 . . #latex #paint #painting #fail #lol #fabric #craft #diy #cottageindustry #homeimprovement #hvlp #renovation #fix…
Very confident AND confused. Double whammy
Posted on an article about the EPA lifting caps/restrictions on US factory greenhouse gasses.
US President Trump calls Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang live on stage to tell him his thoughts on the “Al, hoax”and the future. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.usluc
US President Trump calls Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang live on stage to tell him his thoughts on the “Al, hoax”and the future. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.usluck.com/899417/us-president-trump-calls-nvidia-ceo-jensen-huan…
🤔 Consider, for a second, that the #LincolnMemorialReflectionPool is STILL not repaired, and cost-estimates have now doubled with no completion date in sight �
🤔 Consider, for a second, that the #LincolnMemorialReflectionPool is STILL not repaired, and cost-estimates have now doubled with no completion date in sight 🤔 Consider that this one incident is a perfect example of ev…
Family Drama Unfiltered: 26 Stories About Difficult Parents
This online community is a judgment-free place for anyone who has been through some tough stuff to express whatever they're feeling.
I don’t know what’s worse: that Mitch is still alive or that they’re dragging him around like this https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.usluck.com/899081/i-dont-kn
I don’t know what’s worse: that Mitch is still alive or that they’re dragging him around like this https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.usluck.com/899081/i-dont-know-whats-worse-that-mitch-is-still-alive-or-that-theyre-drag…
Don't you wish you had the same #insurance #MitchMcconnell has? #usa #healthcare #fail #gop #incompetence or #corruption 🤷♂️ https://news.google.com/read/CBMi
Don't you wish you had the same #insurance #MitchMcconnell has? #usa #healthcare #fail #gop #incompetence or #corruption 🤷♂️ https://news.google.com/read/CBMikAFBVV95cUxQQXVVb2g4cmxrcWMydDMxdkVTeFQxSi1aeEs2XzQzdEF5enJL…
This Nextruder hardened nozzle decided to give up on life. I've seen pictures of this exact failure on Reddit, but this one is first I've seen myself. #prusa #f
This Nextruder hardened nozzle decided to give up on life. I've seen pictures of this exact failure on Reddit, but this one is first I've seen myself. #prusa #fail
Yesterday I accidentally nuked my music library in #plex after messing around with Linux permissions. I couldn't restore from a backup since I was also making o
Yesterday I accidentally nuked my music library in #plex after messing around with Linux permissions. I couldn't restore from a backup since I was also making other changes and recording a show on the DVR... I fixed the …
"Want to edit this scanned document? Start a free trial to unlock premium tools." No, Adobe braindead, this geospatial PDF is not a scan. I wrote the page from
"Want to edit this scanned document? Start a free trial to unlock premium tools." No, Adobe braindead, this geospatial PDF is not a scan. I wrote the page from #Qgis myself as a user friendly map page. Free trial? It's e…
A recent internal statistic from the Ministry of Defence indicates that nearly one in three volunteers signing up for the new conscription service in the Bundes
A recent internal statistic from the Ministry of Defence indicates that nearly one in three volunteers signing up for the new conscription service in the Bundes... https://news.osna.fm/?p=63807 | #news #fail #fitness #ge…
The Latest BS AI Claim: AI Will Take Over the Internet in 6 Months AI companies are launching another BS volley, claiming wildly that AI will take over the inte
The Latest BS AI Claim: AI Will Take Over the Internet in 6 Months AI companies are launching another BS volley, claiming wildly that AI will take over the internet in 6 months. https://www.freezenet.ca/the-latest-bs-ai-…
#meme #politics #system #matrix #capitalism #economy #globalization #humanity #humanrights #money #life #wealth #power #fail #ethics #poverty #worker RE: mastod
#meme #politics #system #matrix #capitalism #economy #globalization #humanity #humanrights #money #life #wealth #power #fail #ethics #poverty #worker RE: mastodon.social/users/Anarchis…
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