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The circular economy of AI: chipmakers invest in labs that buy chips; clouds fund labs that buy cloud; the same dollars get announced twice. 79 live deals, $2,008B at face value plus 16 with no disclosed figure — each traced to a source. Data as of 2026-08-30 · JSON.

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Showing 23 of 82 deals for OpenAI. Clear.

Bubble Thermometer: 15/100 — cool

15/100 (cool): "bubble" said 0× this week (flat from 0); AI basket market spread unknown; $0B of deals announced this month.

Components: talk 0 · markets 50 · money 0 (weights 40/30/30). Each input links to where it comes from: "bubble" in this week's feed (0, prior week 0) · the AI basket against QQQ over a month · $0B announced in 2026-09. An attention index from this site's own data; it measures temperature, not the future.

2026-09-16: 15/100 (cool)

Daily readings since 2026-09-16. JSON

Equity investmentCompute / cloud contractChip supply dealRevenue shareAcquisitionGovernment stake / grantDebt, guarantee or project financedashed: reported, not confirmedthin: amount undisclosedlisted companyprivate companygovernmentjoint venturemany lendersMicrosoft → OpenAI: $13B · Equity investment · 2023-01-23 · closed / funded — $13B committed ($1B in 2019 + $10B in January 2023); Microsoft's 10-Q for the quarter to 2025-09-30 put the funded amount at $11.6B. The October 2025 recapitalization left Microsoft with about 27% of OpenAI Group PBC (as-converted, diluted).OpenAI → Microsoft: $250B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-10-28 · announced — 'Incremental $250B of Azure services' contracted; Microsoft lost right of first refusal on OpenAI compute. April 2026 amendment kept Azure as primary cloud / first-ship platform; Feb 2026 joint statement: Azure remains exclusive for stateless OpenAI API calls.OpenAI → Microsoft: $38B · Revenue share · 2026-04-27 · closed / funded — Cap, reported. Companies confirmed (2026-04-27) revenue share continues through 2030 'at the same percentage but subject to a total cap', independent of AGI; the ~20% rate and $38B cap are per The Information (May 2026), not confirmed by either company.OpenAI → Nvidia: amount undisclosed · Chip supply deal · 2025-09-22 · announced — At least 10 GW of Nvidia systems; first GW on Vera Rubin targeted 2H 2026. Dollar value undisclosed; LOI-level commitment, equity leg dropped.Nvidia → OpenAI: $30B · Equity investment · 2026-02-27 · closed / funded — Part of the $122B round closed 2026-03-31 at $852B post-money (Amazon $50B, SoftBank $30B, Nvidia $30B). Huang: this 'might be the last' Nvidia investment in OpenAI.Nvidia → OpenAI: $105B · Debt, guarantee or project finance · 2026-08-17 · announced — Up to. A lease GUARANTEE, not a loan: Nvidia stands behind up to $105B of OpenAI's lease obligations for an SB Energy data-center campus in Pike County, Ohio (first capacity due 2028), and pays only if OpenAI does not. Reported at about $250B in July and 'under $120B' on Aug 14 before Nvidia's filing set the cap.OpenAI → Oracle: $300B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-09-10 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported by the WSJ (five years from 2027, about 4.5 GW); neither company has confirmed the figure. S&P says OpenAI is about half of Oracle's $638B backlog. A planned ~600 MW expansion of the Abilene site was dropped in March 2026.OpenAI → Stargate JV: $19B · Equity investment · 2025-01-21 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported (The Information); see softbank->stargate.OpenAI → Broadcom: amount undisclosed · Chip supply deal · 2025-10-13 · announced — 10 GW of OpenAI-designed accelerators and Broadcom Ethernet racks; deployment 2H 2026 through end-2029. No dollar figure disclosed.OpenAI → CoreWeave: $22.4B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-03-10 · announced — Up to; cumulative: $11.9B (Mar 2025, OpenAI also received ~$350M of CoreWeave stock) + $4B (May 2025) + $6.5B (Sept 2025).OpenAI → Amazon: $38B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-11-03 · announced — Seven-year AWS agreement; hundreds of thousands of Nvidia GPUs; all capacity targeted before end-2026.OpenAI → Amazon: $100B · Compute / cloud contract · 2026-02-27 · announced — Expansion of the $38B agreement 'by $100 billion over 8 years', including ~2 GW of Trainium capacity.Amazon → OpenAI: $50B · Equity investment · 2026-02-27 · closed / funded — $15B upfront + $35B once conditions were met (reported: an IPO or an AGI milestone). Amazon's Q2 2026 report: $15B in Q1, $13.7B in Q2, the remaining $21.3B after June 30 - fully funded by July 2026.SoftBank → OpenAI: $30B · Equity investment · 2025-03-31 · closed / funded — March 2025 commitment (led the $40B round at $300B post-money): $7.5B at first closing (Apr 2025) + $22.5B at second closing (2025-12-26) via Vision Fund 2; co-investors added $11B (total $41B). SoftBank's stake ~11% after this. Funded partly by selling its entire Nvidia stake ($5.83B) and T-Mobile shares.SoftBank → OpenAI: $30B · Equity investment · 2026-02-27 · closed / funded — Co-led the 2026 round ($110B announced 2026-02-27; closed 2026-03-31 at $122B and $852B post-money).SoftBank → OpenAI: $3B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-02-03 · announced — PER YEAR. Taxonomy stretch: this is enterprise product/licensing spend, not compute. SoftBank Group 'will spend $3 billion US annually to deploy OpenAI's solutions across its group companies' (Cristal intelligence; SB OpenAI Japan JV).OpenAI → US government: $42.6B · Government stake / grant · 2026-07-02 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — PROPOSAL ONLY (Financial Times, 2026-07-02): a 5% stake - about $42.6B at $852B - in a public-wealth vehicle. Early stage, would need Congress; not executed.OpenAI — open its pageOpenAIAnthropic — open its pageAnthropicxAI — open its pagexAIMicrosoft — open its pageMicrosoftAmazon — open its pageAmazonAlphabet (Google) — open its pageGoogleMeta Platforms — open its pageMetaOracle — open its pageOracleCoreWeave — open its pageCoreWeaveNebius Group — open its pageNebiusCrusoe — open its pageCrusoeNscale — open its pageNscaleStargate JV (OpenAI, SoftBank, Oracle, MGX) — open its pageStargate JVNVIDIA — open its pageNvidiaBroadcom — open its pageBroadcomIntel — open its pageIntelGroq — open its pageGroqSoftBank Group — open its pageSoftBankBlue Owl Capital (managed funds) — open its pageBlue OwlBond, loan & private-credit markets — open its pageBond & loan marketsSpaceX — open its pageSpaceXUS federal government — open its pageUS government

OpenAI in focus: its curves keep their colour, the rest fade. The 22 busiest counterparties and the 17 live deals between them that match the filter. Click a company for its page, click a curve to jump to that deal and its source. Curve width scales with the amount (log); colour is the deal type; dashed means reported but not confirmed by the parties; thin means no figure was disclosed.

Money that goes around

Pairs where cash flows both ways — an investment one way, a purchase commitment back. Computed from the deal list, not curated. Open a pair for every deal and its source.

OpenAI ⇄ Microsoft $288B one way · $13B back

OpenAIMicrosoft: $288B

MicrosoftOpenAI: $13B

OpenAI ⇄ Amazon $138B one way · $50B back

OpenAIAmazon: $138B

AmazonOpenAI: $50B

OpenAI ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $135B back

OpenAINvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaOpenAI: $135B

OpenAI ⇄ AMD $0B one way · $0B back

OpenAIAMD: undisclosed

AMDOpenAI: undisclosed

Circularity score

Of the disclosed funding each lab took from named investors listed here, how much came from companies the lab also pays for compute or chips. Round totals from funds are not broken out, so this is the strategic-money share, not a share of everything ever raised. Every number links to the deals behind it.

LabNamed fundingFrom its own vendorsCircularityWhich vendors
OpenAI$153B$93B61%Microsoft, Nvidia, Amazon

Announced per month — OpenAI

$400B/mo 0 $1.1T total 2023-01: $13B announced across 1 deal(s)2023-02: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-03: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-04: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-07: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-08: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-09: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-10: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-11: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-12: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-01: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-02: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-03: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-04: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-07: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-08: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-09: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-10: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-11: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-12: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-01: $19B announced across 1 deal(s)2025-02: $3B announced across 1 deal(s)2025-03: $52B announced across 2 deal(s)2025-04: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-05: $7B announced across 1 deal(s)2025-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-07: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-08: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-09: $300B announced across 2 deal(s)2025-09: $100B announced then cancelled2025-10: $250B announced across 4 deal(s)2025-11: $38B announced across 1 deal(s)2025-12: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-01: $10B announced across 1 deal(s)2026-02: $210B announced across 4 deal(s)2026-03: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-04: $38B announced across 1 deal(s)2026-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-07: $43B announced across 1 deal(s)2026-08: $105B announced across 1 deal(s) 2023-012023-072024-012024-072025-012025-072026-012026-08 bars: announced per month, square-root scale (grey: later cancelled) · line: cumulative face value, linear

Face value as announced; the grey stubs are deals later cancelled or never closed, which stay out of the total. Click a month to list its deals.

Biggest counterparties

EntityCommitted outReceived inLive deals
OpenAI$827B$261B21
Oracle$47B$370B6
Microsoft$78B$318B10
Amazon$83B$238B6
xAI$0B$274B6
SpaceX$252B$0B2
Anthropic$151B$91B12
NVIDIA$184B$40B18
Meta Platforms$107B$27B10
SoftBank Group$91B$0B6
CoreWeave$0B$86B8
Bond, loan & private-credit markets$78B$0B4
US federal government$16B$43B5
Alphabet (Google)$43B$11B6

Announced and reported amounts at face value; "up to" commitments count in full — that is how the headlines count them, and why every row carries its notes. Every company name is a page.

Deals that shrank or died

Private valuations (latest verified)

23 deals, with sources

Amounts link to the source they come from; companies link to their pages; types, months and statuses filter the page; the # is the deal's anchor.

DealAmount ▾TypeAnnouncedSource
OpenAIOracle$300B
Reported by the WSJ (five years from 2027, about 4.5 GW); neither company has confirmed the figure. S&P says OpenAI is about half of Oracle's $638B backlog. A planned ~600 MW expansion of the Abilene site was dropped in March 2026.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-10
reported, not confirmed by the parties
DCD, citing WSJ · second source
single-source figure
#bf5a91
OpenAIMicrosoft$250B
'Incremental $250B of Azure services' contracted; Microsoft lost right of first refusal on OpenAI compute. April 2026 amendment kept Azure as primary cloud / first-ship platform; Feb 2026 joint statement: Azure remains exclusive for stateless OpenAI API calls.
Compute / cloud contract2025-10-28
announced
Microsoft blog · second source
#f86156
NvidiaOpenAI$105B
Up to. A lease GUARANTEE, not a loan: Nvidia stands behind up to $105B of OpenAI's lease obligations for an SB Energy data-center campus in Pike County, Ohio (first capacity due 2028), and pays only if OpenAI does not. Reported at about $250B in July and 'under $120B' on Aug 14 before Nvidia's filing set the cap.
Debt, guarantee or project finance2026-08-17
announced
CNBC (citing Nvidia 8-K) · second source
#ac57b2
OpenAIAmazon$100B
Expansion of the $38B agreement 'by $100 billion over 8 years', including ~2 GW of Trainium capacity.
Compute / cloud contract2026-02-27
announced
Amazon newsroom
#b7e6a2
NvidiaOpenAI$100B
Letter of intent only: 'up to $100B progressively as each gigawatt is deployed' (10 GW). Never became a definitive agreement; Huang, 2026-03-04: 'probably not in the cards'. Superseded by a $30B equity cheque and the $105B lease guarantee.
Equity investment2025-09-22
cancelled / never closed
NVIDIA newsroom · second source
#3edc34
AmazonOpenAI$50B
$15B upfront + $35B once conditions were met (reported: an IPO or an AGI milestone). Amazon's Q2 2026 report: $15B in Q1, $13.7B in Q2, the remaining $21.3B after June 30 - fully funded by July 2026.
Equity investment2026-02-27
closed / funded
Amazon newsroom · second source
single-source figure
#75ec78
OpenAIUS government$42.6B
PROPOSAL ONLY (Financial Times, 2026-07-02): a 5% stake - about $42.6B at $852B - in a public-wealth vehicle. Early stage, would need Congress; not executed.
Government stake / grant2026-07-02
reported, not confirmed by the parties
CNBC, citing Financial Times · second source
single-source figure
#082e42
OpenAIMicrosoft$38B
Cap, reported. Companies confirmed (2026-04-27) revenue share continues through 2030 'at the same percentage but subject to a total cap', independent of AGI; the ~20% rate and $38B cap are per The Information (May 2026), not confirmed by either company.
Revenue share2026-04-27
closed / funded
Microsoft blog (Apr 27 2026) · second source
single-source figure
#047352
OpenAIAmazon$38B
Seven-year AWS agreement; hundreds of thousands of Nvidia GPUs; all capacity targeted before end-2026.
Compute / cloud contract2025-11-03
announced
Amazon newsroom
#075d0d
NvidiaOpenAI$30B
Part of the $122B round closed 2026-03-31 at $852B post-money (Amazon $50B, SoftBank $30B, Nvidia $30B). Huang: this 'might be the last' Nvidia investment in OpenAI.
Equity investment2026-02-27
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
#bd0a22
SoftBankOpenAI$30B
Co-led the 2026 round ($110B announced 2026-02-27; closed 2026-03-31 at $122B and $852B post-money).
Equity investment2026-02-27
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
#7cff70
SoftBankOpenAI$30B
March 2025 commitment (led the $40B round at $300B post-money): $7.5B at first closing (Apr 2025) + $22.5B at second closing (2025-12-26) via Vision Fund 2; co-investors added $11B (total $41B). SoftBank's stake ~11% after this. Funded partly by selling its entire Nvidia stake ($5.83B) and T-Mobile shares.
Equity investment2025-03-31
closed / funded
SoftBank Group press release · second source
#8f5feb
OpenAICoreWeave$22.4B
Up to; cumulative: $11.9B (Mar 2025, OpenAI also received ~$350M of CoreWeave stock) + $4B (May 2025) + $6.5B (Sept 2025).
Compute / cloud contract2025-03-10
announced
CoreWeave IR · second source
#86b4a0
OpenAIStargate JV$19B
Reported (The Information); see softbank->stargate.
Equity investment2025-01-21
reported, not confirmed by the parties
DCD, citing The Information
single-source figure
#0a2c1c
MicrosoftOpenAI$13B
$13B committed ($1B in 2019 + $10B in January 2023); Microsoft's 10-Q for the quarter to 2025-09-30 put the funded amount at $11.6B. The October 2025 recapitalization left Microsoft with about 27% of OpenAI Group PBC (as-converted, diluted).
Equity investment2023-01-23
closed / funded
Microsoft blog (Oct 28 2025) · second source
#df0dba
OpenAICerebras$10B
'Worth over $10B' per CNBC; the companies' own announcement gives 750 MW of wafer-scale inference capacity through 2028 and no dollar figure. Cerebras listed on 2026-05-14.
Compute / cloud contract2026-01-14
announced
CNBC · second source
single-source figure
#b8d762
OpenAIio (Jony Ive)$6.5B
All-stock; announced 2025-05-21 (reported $6.4-6.5B), closed 2025-07-09. OpenAI's largest acquisition.
Acquisition2025-05-21
closed / funded
Bloomberg · second source
#4443c5
SoftBankOpenAI$3B
PER YEAR. Taxonomy stretch: this is enterprise product/licensing spend, not compute. SoftBank Group 'will spend $3 billion US annually to deploy OpenAI's solutions across its group companies' (Cristal intelligence; SB OpenAI Japan JV).
Compute / cloud contract2025-02-03
announced
SoftBank Group press release
#8deda2
MicrosoftOpenAIundisclosed
Microsoft's revenue share to OpenAI (on Azure OpenAI / product revenue) ended: 'Microsoft will no longer pay a revenue share to OpenAI.' Amount never disclosed.
Revenue share2026-04-27
cancelled / never closed
Microsoft blog (Apr 27 2026)
#b22ddc
OpenAIBroadcomundisclosed
10 GW of OpenAI-designed accelerators and Broadcom Ethernet racks; deployment 2H 2026 through end-2029. No dollar figure disclosed.
Chip supply deal2025-10-13
announced
Broadcom IR
#ad3e8c
OpenAIAMDundisclosed
6 GW of AMD Instinct GPUs across generations; first 1 GW of MI450 in 2H 2026. Dollar value undisclosed (analysts: tens of billions per GW).
Chip supply deal2025-10-06
announced
AMD press release · second source
#6d1cba
AMDOpenAIundisclosed
Warrant for up to 160M AMD shares (~10% of AMD) at $0.01, vesting in tranches on GPU purchase milestones AND AMD share-price targets; exercisable through 2030-10-05. Value depends on vesting; no cash changes hands upfront.
Equity investment2025-10-06
announced
AMD press release · second source
#ee6ff4
OpenAINvidiaundisclosed
At least 10 GW of Nvidia systems; first GW on Vera Rubin targeted 2H 2026. Dollar value undisclosed; LOI-level commitment, equity leg dropped.
Chip supply deal2025-09-22
announced
NVIDIA newsroom
single-source figure
#e196b0

Deal Watch — reported in the last 45 days (automatic, unverified)

Headlines from the feed go through a model that extracts who-pays-whom; a report appears here only when two different publishers agree on the parties and the amounts agree within 25%. Every publisher name links to the headline. Nothing in this box is in the verified graph above until a data review confirms it against a primary source.

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The bubble reads

Method: a deal is listed only when it traces to a press release, an SEC filing, or top-tier reporting, with its date and status. Amounts are as announced or credibly reported; status says whether a deal closed, is staged, or was only reported. Not investment advice.

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