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The circular economy of AI: chipmakers invest in labs that buy chips; clouds fund labs that buy cloud; the same dollars get announced twice. 79 live deals, $2,008B at face value plus 16 with no disclosed figure — each traced to a source. Data as of 2026-08-30 · JSON.

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Showing 19 of 82 deals for NVIDIA. Clear.

Bubble Thermometer: 15/100 — cool

15/100 (cool): "bubble" said 0× this week (flat from 0); AI basket market spread unknown; $0B of deals announced this month.

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Equity investmentCompute / cloud contractChip supply dealRevenue shareAcquisitionGovernment stake / grantDebt, guarantee or project financedashed: reported, not confirmedthin: amount undisclosedlisted companyprivate companygovernmentjoint venturemany lendersOpenAI → Nvidia: amount undisclosed · Chip supply deal · 2025-09-22 · announced — At least 10 GW of Nvidia systems; first GW on Vera Rubin targeted 2H 2026. Dollar value undisclosed; LOI-level commitment, equity leg dropped.Nvidia → OpenAI: $30B · Equity investment · 2026-02-27 · closed / funded — Part of the $122B round closed 2026-03-31 at $852B post-money (Amazon $50B, SoftBank $30B, Nvidia $30B). Huang: this 'might be the last' Nvidia investment in OpenAI.Nvidia → OpenAI: $105B · Debt, guarantee or project finance · 2026-08-17 · announced — Up to. A lease GUARANTEE, not a loan: Nvidia stands behind up to $105B of OpenAI's lease obligations for an SB Energy data-center campus in Pike County, Ohio (first capacity due 2028), and pays only if OpenAI does not. Reported at about $250B in July and 'under $120B' on Aug 14 before Nvidia's filing set the cap.Oracle → Nvidia: $40B · Chip supply deal · 2025-05-23 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported (FT): ~400,000 GB200 chips for the 1.2 GW Abilene Stargate site leased to OpenAI for 15 years.Nvidia → Anthropic: $10B · Equity investment · 2025-11-18 · partly funded — Up to $10B committed 2025-11-18; the Series G release (February 2026) says the round 'includes a portion' of it. Funded amount not disclosed.Anthropic → Nvidia: amount undisclosed · Chip supply deal · 2025-11-18 · announced — 'Initially up to one gigawatt of compute capacity with NVIDIA Grace Blackwell and Vera Rubin systems.' No dollar figure.Nvidia → xAI: $2B · Equity investment · 2026-01-06 · closed / funded — Strategic investor in the $20B Series E closed 2026-01-06 (Nvidia and Cisco named by xAI); 'as much as $2B' per CNBC; valuation about $230B, reported.Meta → Nvidia: amount undisclosed · Chip supply deal · 2026-02-17 · announced — Multiyear, multigenerational agreement to deploy 'millions' of Blackwell and Rubin GPUs, Grace CPUs and Spectrum-X networking; financial value not disclosed.Nvidia → CoreWeave: $0.25B · Equity investment · 2025-03-28 · closed / funded — $250M anchor order in the IPO at $40/share (IPO raised $1.5B, priced below range). Nvidia was already an early investor (2023) and held ~$900M of CoreWeave stock as of 2025-03-31 (13F).Nvidia → CoreWeave: $6.3B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-09-09 · closed / funded — Initial value; order form under the 2023 MSA: Nvidia is 'obligated to purchase the residual unsold capacity' through 2032-04-13, i.e. a demand backstop for CoreWeave's Nvidia-GPU fleet.Nvidia → CoreWeave: $2B · Equity investment · 2026-01-26 · closed / funded — Class A shares at $87.20; tied to a plan to add >5 GW of capacity by 2030 and early access to new Nvidia products.Nvidia → Nebius: $2B · Equity investment · 2026-03-11 · closed / funded — Strategic investment toward more than 5 GW of Nebius capacity by 2030. On 2026-07-21 Nvidia disclosed a 9.3% stake (shares plus a warrant from the deal).Nvidia → Crusoe: amount undisclosed · Equity investment · 2025-10-01 · closed / funded — Nvidia participated in Crusoe's $600M Series D (Dec 2024) and $1.375B Series E (Oct 2025, >$10B valuation); Nvidia's cheque size undisclosed. Date approximate (October 2025).Nvidia → Intel: $5B · Equity investment · 2025-09-18 · closed / funded — Common stock at $23.28/share (~4% of Intel); FTC cleared 2025-12-18, closed 2025-12-26; paired with joint NVLink-based x86/RTX product development.Nvidia → US government: amount undisclosed · Revenue share · 2025-08-11 · announced — 15% of H20 China sales as a condition of export licences (August 2025); H200 later allowed with a 25% cut (December 2025). Realised payments not disclosed.Nvidia → Groq: $20B · Acquisition · 2025-12-24 · closed / funded — ~$20B cash for Groq assets + non-exclusive licence to its inference technology + hiring of CEO and senior team; Groq continues as an independent company. ~3x Groq's Sept 2025 valuation ($6.9B). Nvidia's largest deal ever.OpenAI — open its pageOpenAIAnthropic — open its pageAnthropicxAI — open its pagexAIMicrosoft — open its pageMicrosoftAmazon — open its pageAmazonAlphabet (Google) — open its pageGoogleMeta Platforms — open its pageMetaOracle — open its pageOracleCoreWeave — open its pageCoreWeaveNebius Group — open its pageNebiusCrusoe — open its pageCrusoeNscale — open its pageNscaleStargate JV (OpenAI, SoftBank, Oracle, MGX) — open its pageStargate JVNVIDIA — open its pageNvidiaBroadcom — open its pageBroadcomIntel — open its pageIntelGroq — open its pageGroqSoftBank Group — open its pageSoftBankBlue Owl Capital (managed funds) — open its pageBlue OwlBond, loan & private-credit markets — open its pageBond & loan marketsSpaceX — open its pageSpaceXUS federal government — open its pageUS government

NVIDIA in focus: its curves keep their colour, the rest fade. The 22 busiest counterparties and the 16 live deals between them that match the filter. Click a company for its page, click a curve to jump to that deal and its source. Curve width scales with the amount (log); colour is the deal type; dashed means reported but not confirmed by the parties; thin means no figure was disclosed.

Money that goes around

Pairs where cash flows both ways — an investment one way, a purchase commitment back. Computed from the deal list, not curated. Open a pair for every deal and its source.

OpenAI ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $135B back

OpenAINvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaOpenAI: $135B

Anthropic ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $10B back

AnthropicNvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaAnthropic: $10B

Announced per month — NVIDIA

Face value as announced; the grey stubs are deals later cancelled or never closed, which stay out of the total. Click a month to list its deals.

Biggest counterparties

EntityCommitted outReceived inLive deals
OpenAI$827B$261B21
Oracle$47B$370B6
Microsoft$78B$318B10
Amazon$83B$238B6
xAI$0B$274B6
SpaceX$252B$0B2
Anthropic$151B$91B12
NVIDIA$184B$40B18
Meta Platforms$107B$27B10
SoftBank Group$91B$0B6
CoreWeave$0B$86B8
Bond, loan & private-credit markets$78B$0B4
US federal government$16B$43B5
Alphabet (Google)$43B$11B6

Announced and reported amounts at face value; "up to" commitments count in full — that is how the headlines count them, and why every row carries its notes. Every company name is a page.

Deals that shrank or died

19 deals, with sources

Amounts link to the source they come from; companies link to their pages; types, months and statuses filter the page; the # is the deal's anchor.

DealAmount ▾TypeAnnouncedSource
NvidiaOpenAI$105B
Up to. A lease GUARANTEE, not a loan: Nvidia stands behind up to $105B of OpenAI's lease obligations for an SB Energy data-center campus in Pike County, Ohio (first capacity due 2028), and pays only if OpenAI does not. Reported at about $250B in July and 'under $120B' on Aug 14 before Nvidia's filing set the cap.
Debt, guarantee or project finance2026-08-17
announced
CNBC (citing Nvidia 8-K) · second source
#ac57b2
NvidiaOpenAI$100B
Letter of intent only: 'up to $100B progressively as each gigawatt is deployed' (10 GW). Never became a definitive agreement; Huang, 2026-03-04: 'probably not in the cards'. Superseded by a $30B equity cheque and the $105B lease guarantee.
Equity investment2025-09-22
cancelled / never closed
NVIDIA newsroom · second source
#3edc34
OracleNvidia$40B
Reported (FT): ~400,000 GB200 chips for the 1.2 GW Abilene Stargate site leased to OpenAI for 15 years.
Chip supply deal2025-05-23
reported, not confirmed by the parties
DCD, citing Financial Times
single-source figure
#e3d930
NvidiaOpenAI$30B
Part of the $122B round closed 2026-03-31 at $852B post-money (Amazon $50B, SoftBank $30B, Nvidia $30B). Huang: this 'might be the last' Nvidia investment in OpenAI.
Equity investment2026-02-27
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
#bd0a22
NvidiaGroq$20B
~$20B cash for Groq assets + non-exclusive licence to its inference technology + hiring of CEO and senior team; Groq continues as an independent company. ~3x Groq's Sept 2025 valuation ($6.9B). Nvidia's largest deal ever.
Acquisition2025-12-24
closed / funded
CNBC
#53ec56
NvidiaAnthropic$10B
Up to $10B committed 2025-11-18; the Series G release (February 2026) says the round 'includes a portion' of it. Funded amount not disclosed.
Equity investment2025-11-18
partly funded
Anthropic · second source
single-source figure
#093c85
NvidiaCoreWeave$6.3B
Initial value; order form under the 2023 MSA: Nvidia is 'obligated to purchase the residual unsold capacity' through 2032-04-13, i.e. a demand backstop for CoreWeave's Nvidia-GPU fleet.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-09
closed / funded
CoreWeave 8-K · second source
#df704d
NvidiaIntel$5B
Common stock at $23.28/share (~4% of Intel); FTC cleared 2025-12-18, closed 2025-12-26; paired with joint NVLink-based x86/RTX product development.
Equity investment2025-09-18
closed / funded
NVIDIA newsroom · second source
#9dc70e
NvidiaNebius$2B
Strategic investment toward more than 5 GW of Nebius capacity by 2030. On 2026-07-21 Nvidia disclosed a 9.3% stake (shares plus a warrant from the deal).
Equity investment2026-03-11
closed / funded
NVIDIA newsroom · second source
#4e4978
NvidiaCoreWeave$2B
Class A shares at $87.20; tied to a plan to add >5 GW of capacity by 2030 and early access to new Nvidia products.
Equity investment2026-01-26
closed / funded
CoreWeave IR · second source
#0f8258
NvidiaxAI$2B
Strategic investor in the $20B Series E closed 2026-01-06 (Nvidia and Cisco named by xAI); 'as much as $2B' per CNBC; valuation about $230B, reported.
Equity investment2026-01-06
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
single-source figure
#d59e72
NvidiaLambda$1.5B
Reported (The Information): Nvidia leases back ~18,000 of its own GPUs from Lambda over four years ($1.3B + $0.2B contracts), making Nvidia Lambda's largest customer; Nvidia is also a Lambda investor.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-08
reported, not confirmed by the parties
DCD, citing The Information
single-source figure
#e029f9
NvidiaCoreWeave$0.25B
$250M anchor order in the IPO at $40/share (IPO raised $1.5B, priced below range). Nvidia was already an early investor (2023) and held ~$900M of CoreWeave stock as of 2025-03-31 (13F).
Equity investment2025-03-28
closed / funded
CNBC · second source
#4f6651
MetaNvidiaundisclosed
Multiyear, multigenerational agreement to deploy 'millions' of Blackwell and Rubin GPUs, Grace CPUs and Spectrum-X networking; financial value not disclosed.
Chip supply deal2026-02-17
announced
NVIDIA newsroom · second source
#4f3e66
AnthropicNvidiaundisclosed
'Initially up to one gigawatt of compute capacity with NVIDIA Grace Blackwell and Vera Rubin systems.' No dollar figure.
Chip supply deal2025-11-18
announced
Anthropic
#c04541
NvidiaCrusoeundisclosed
Nvidia participated in Crusoe's $600M Series D (Dec 2024) and $1.375B Series E (Oct 2025, >$10B valuation); Nvidia's cheque size undisclosed. Date approximate (October 2025).
Equity investment2025-10-01
closed / funded
Crusoe newsroom
#b492ef
OpenAINvidiaundisclosed
At least 10 GW of Nvidia systems; first GW on Vera Rubin targeted 2H 2026. Dollar value undisclosed; LOI-level commitment, equity leg dropped.
Chip supply deal2025-09-22
announced
NVIDIA newsroom
single-source figure
#e196b0
NvidiaMistralundisclosed
Existing investor that 'committed more cash' in the Series C; amount undisclosed. Mistral also buys Nvidia systems (Mistral Compute, 2025).
Equity investment2025-09-09
closed / funded
Mistral AI
#f8c05c
NvidiaUS governmentundisclosed
15% of H20 China sales as a condition of export licences (August 2025); H200 later allowed with a 25% cut (December 2025). Realised payments not disclosed.
Revenue share2025-08-11
announced
CBS News (Reuters/FT-reported, confirmed by Trump) · second source
single-source figure
#4cbbb3

Deal Watch — reported in the last 45 days (automatic, unverified)

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The bubble reads

Method: a deal is listed only when it traces to a press release, an SEC filing, or top-tier reporting, with its date and status. Amounts are as announced or credibly reported; status says whether a deal closed, is staged, or was only reported. Not investment advice.

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