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The circular economy of AI: chipmakers invest in labs that buy chips; clouds fund labs that buy cloud; the same dollars get announced twice. 79 live deals, $2,008B at face value plus 16 with no disclosed figure — each traced to a source. Data as of 2026-08-30 · JSON.

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Showing 7 of 82 deals. Clear.

Bubble Thermometer: 15/100 — cool

15/100 (cool): "bubble" said 0× this week (flat from 0); AI basket market spread unknown; $0B of deals announced this month.

Components: talk 0 · markets 50 · money 0 (weights 40/30/30). Each input links to where it comes from: "bubble" in this week's feed (0, prior week 0) · the AI basket against QQQ over a month · $0B announced in 2026-09. An attention index from this site's own data; it measures temperature, not the future.

2026-09-16: 15/100 (cool)

Daily readings since 2026-09-16. JSON

Equity investmentCompute / cloud contractChip supply dealRevenue shareAcquisitionGovernment stake / grantDebt, guarantee or project financedashed: reported, not confirmedthin: amount undisclosedlisted companyprivate companygovernmentjoint venturemany lendersNvidia → OpenAI: $105B · Debt, guarantee or project finance · 2026-08-17 · announced — Up to. A lease GUARANTEE, not a loan: Nvidia stands behind up to $105B of OpenAI's lease obligations for an SB Energy data-center campus in Pike County, Ohio (first capacity due 2028), and pays only if OpenAI does not. Reported at about $250B in July and 'under $120B' on Aug 14 before Nvidia's filing set the cap.Blue Owl → Crusoe: $15B · Debt, guarantee or project finance · 2025-05-21 · closed / funded — JV project financing (equity + construction debt) with Primary Digital Infrastructure for the 1.2 GW Abilene campus; includes a JPMorgan-led $7.1B construction loan (Bloomberg, 2025-05-22).Bond & loan markets → xAI: $5B · Debt, guarantee or project finance · 2025-07-01 · closed / funded — Morgan Stanley-led loans and secured bonds (~12% yields, unrated) alongside a $5B strategic equity raise; orders ~1.5x, described as tepid demand.Bond & loan markets → xAI: $12.5B · Debt, guarantee or project finance · 2026-01-06 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported debt component of the $20B Series E, structured through a GPU-secured SPV (lenders' security is the Nvidia hardware).Blue Owl → Meta: $27B · Debt, guarantee or project finance · 2025-10-21 · closed / funded — Off-balance-sheet JV project financing for the >2 GW Hyperion campus (Louisiana): Blue Owl funds own 80%, Meta 20%; ~$27B total development cost funded pro rata; Blue Owl contributed ~$7B cash and Meta took a ~$3B one-time distribution.Bond & loan markets → CoreWeave: $10B · Debt, guarantee or project finance · 2026-08-11 · closed / funded — 'Raised more than $10 billion of unsecured debt and convertible bonds' in 2026 (incl. inaugural Eurobond) plus a $3.1B term loan and a $1B strategic investment from Jane Street; Q2 2026 interest expense $640M.Bond & loan markets → Oracle: $50B · Debt, guarantee or project finance · 2026-02-01 · partly funded — Plan: $45-50B of gross proceeds in calendar 2026 - about half a one-time investment-grade bond issue, half equity and equity-linked (mandatory convertible preferred plus an at-the-market programme of up to $20B). Fiscal 2026 free cash flow was -$23.7B; S&P cut Oracle to BBB- in July 2026.OpenAI — open its pageOpenAIAnthropic — open its pageAnthropicxAI — open its pagexAIMicrosoft — open its pageMicrosoftAmazon — open its pageAmazonAlphabet (Google) — open its pageGoogleMeta Platforms — open its pageMetaOracle — open its pageOracleCoreWeave — open its pageCoreWeaveNebius Group — open its pageNebiusCrusoe — open its pageCrusoeNscale — open its pageNscaleStargate JV (OpenAI, SoftBank, Oracle, MGX) — open its pageStargate JVNVIDIA — open its pageNvidiaBroadcom — open its pageBroadcomIntel — open its pageIntelGroq — open its pageGroqSoftBank Group — open its pageSoftBankBlue Owl Capital (managed funds) — open its pageBlue OwlBond, loan & private-credit markets — open its pageBond & loan marketsSpaceX — open its pageSpaceXUS federal government — open its pageUS government

The 22 busiest counterparties and the 7 live deals between them that match the filter. Click a company for its page, click a curve to jump to that deal and its source. Curve width scales with the amount (log); colour is the deal type; dashed means reported but not confirmed by the parties; thin means no figure was disclosed.

Money that goes around

Pairs where cash flows both ways — an investment one way, a purchase commitment back. Computed from the deal list, not curated. Open a pair for every deal and its source.

OpenAI ⇄ Microsoft $288B one way · $13B back

OpenAIMicrosoft: $288B

MicrosoftOpenAI: $13B

OpenAI ⇄ Amazon $138B one way · $50B back

OpenAIAmazon: $138B

AmazonOpenAI: $50B

OpenAI ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $135B back

OpenAINvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaOpenAI: $135B

Anthropic ⇄ Amazon $100B one way · $33B back

AnthropicAmazon: $100B

AmazonAnthropic: $33B

Anthropic ⇄ Alphabet (Google) $0B one way · $43B back

AnthropicGoogle: undisclosed

GoogleAnthropic: $43B

Anthropic ⇄ Microsoft $30B one way · $5B back

AnthropicMicrosoft: $30B

MicrosoftAnthropic: $5B

Anthropic ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $10B back

AnthropicNvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaAnthropic: $10B

OpenAI ⇄ AMD $0B one way · $0B back

OpenAIAMD: undisclosed

AMDOpenAI: undisclosed

Meta Platforms ⇄ AMD $0B one way · $0B back

MetaAMD: undisclosed

AMDMeta: undisclosed

Circularity score

Of the disclosed funding each lab took from named investors listed here, how much came from companies the lab also pays for compute or chips. Round totals from funds are not broken out, so this is the strategic-money share, not a share of everything ever raised. Every number links to the deals behind it.

LabNamed fundingFrom its own vendorsCircularityWhich vendors
OpenAI$153B$93B61%Microsoft, Nvidia, Amazon
Anthropic$91B$91B100%Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Nvidia
xAI$6B$0B0%
Mistral AI$1.5B$0B0%
Scale AI$14.3B$0B0%

Announced per month

Face value as announced; the grey stubs are deals later cancelled or never closed, which stay out of the total. Click a month to list its deals.

Biggest counterparties

EntityCommitted outReceived inLive deals
OpenAI$827B$261B21
Oracle$47B$370B6
Microsoft$78B$318B10
Amazon$83B$238B6
xAI$0B$274B6
SpaceX$252B$0B2
Anthropic$151B$91B12
NVIDIA$184B$40B18
Meta Platforms$107B$27B10
SoftBank Group$91B$0B6
CoreWeave$0B$86B8
Bond, loan & private-credit markets$78B$0B4
US federal government$16B$43B5
Alphabet (Google)$43B$11B6

Announced and reported amounts at face value; "up to" commitments count in full — that is how the headlines count them, and why every row carries its notes. Every company name is a page.

Deals that shrank or died

Private valuations (latest verified)

7 deals, with sources

Amounts link to the source they come from; companies link to their pages; types, months and statuses filter the page; the # is the deal's anchor.

DealAmount ▾TypeAnnouncedSource
NvidiaOpenAI$105B
Up to. A lease GUARANTEE, not a loan: Nvidia stands behind up to $105B of OpenAI's lease obligations for an SB Energy data-center campus in Pike County, Ohio (first capacity due 2028), and pays only if OpenAI does not. Reported at about $250B in July and 'under $120B' on Aug 14 before Nvidia's filing set the cap.
Debt, guarantee or project finance2026-08-17
announced
CNBC (citing Nvidia 8-K) · second source
#ac57b2
Bond & loan marketsOracle$50B
Plan: $45-50B of gross proceeds in calendar 2026 - about half a one-time investment-grade bond issue, half equity and equity-linked (mandatory convertible preferred plus an at-the-market programme of up to $20B). Fiscal 2026 free cash flow was -$23.7B; S&P cut Oracle to BBB- in July 2026.
Debt, guarantee or project finance2026-02-01
partly funded
Oracle press release · second source
#685e01
Blue OwlMeta$27B
Off-balance-sheet JV project financing for the >2 GW Hyperion campus (Louisiana): Blue Owl funds own 80%, Meta 20%; ~$27B total development cost funded pro rata; Blue Owl contributed ~$7B cash and Meta took a ~$3B one-time distribution.
Debt, guarantee or project finance2025-10-21
closed / funded
Meta IR · second source
#2d24ee
Blue OwlCrusoe$15B
JV project financing (equity + construction debt) with Primary Digital Infrastructure for the 1.2 GW Abilene campus; includes a JPMorgan-led $7.1B construction loan (Bloomberg, 2025-05-22).
Debt, guarantee or project finance2025-05-21
closed / funded
Crusoe newsroom · second source
#f52cfb
Bond & loan marketsxAI$12.5B
Reported debt component of the $20B Series E, structured through a GPU-secured SPV (lenders' security is the Nvidia hardware).
Debt, guarantee or project finance2026-01-06
reported, not confirmed by the parties
Bloomberg
single-source figure
#4fb8d2
Bond & loan marketsCoreWeave$10B
'Raised more than $10 billion of unsecured debt and convertible bonds' in 2026 (incl. inaugural Eurobond) plus a $3.1B term loan and a $1B strategic investment from Jane Street; Q2 2026 interest expense $640M.
Debt, guarantee or project finance2026-08-11
closed / funded
CoreWeave IR (Q2 2026 results)
#5f2070
Bond & loan marketsxAI$5B
Morgan Stanley-led loans and secured bonds (~12% yields, unrated) alongside a $5B strategic equity raise; orders ~1.5x, described as tepid demand.
Debt, guarantee or project finance2025-07-01
closed / funded
CNBC
#a2b10c

Deal Watch — reported in the last 45 days (automatic, unverified)

Headlines from the feed go through a model that extracts who-pays-whom; a report appears here only when two different publishers agree on the parties and the amounts agree within 25%. Every publisher name links to the headline. Nothing in this box is in the verified graph above until a data review confirms it against a primary source.

No two-source reports in the window — the extractor needs an AI provider key.

The bubble reads

Method: a deal is listed only when it traces to a press release, an SEC filing, or top-tier reporting, with its date and status. Amounts are as announced or credibly reported; status says whether a deal closed, is staged, or was only reported. Not investment advice.

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