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The circular economy of AI: chipmakers invest in labs that buy chips; clouds fund labs that buy cloud; the same dollars get announced twice. 79 live deals, $2,008B at face value plus 16 with no disclosed figure — each traced to a source. Data as of 2026-08-30 · JSON.

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Bubble Thermometer: 15/100 — cool

15/100 (cool): "bubble" said 0× this week (flat from 0); AI basket market spread unknown; $0B of deals announced this month.

Components: talk 0 · markets 50 · money 0 (weights 40/30/30). Each input links to where it comes from: "bubble" in this week's feed (0, prior week 0) · the AI basket against QQQ over a month · $0B announced in 2026-09. An attention index from this site's own data; it measures temperature, not the future.

2026-09-16: 15/100 (cool)

Daily readings since 2026-09-16. JSON

Equity investmentCompute / cloud contractChip supply dealRevenue shareAcquisitionGovernment stake / grantDebt, guarantee or project financedashed: reported, not confirmedthin: amount undisclosedlisted companyprivate companygovernmentjoint venturemany lendersOpenAI → Microsoft: $250B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-10-28 · announced — 'Incremental $250B of Azure services' contracted; Microsoft lost right of first refusal on OpenAI compute. April 2026 amendment kept Azure as primary cloud / first-ship platform; Feb 2026 joint statement: Azure remains exclusive for stateless OpenAI API calls.OpenAI → Oracle: $300B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-09-10 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported by the WSJ (five years from 2027, about 4.5 GW); neither company has confirmed the figure. S&P says OpenAI is about half of Oracle's $638B backlog. A planned ~600 MW expansion of the Abilene site was dropped in March 2026.Oracle → Crusoe: amount undisclosed · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-05-21 · partly funded — Oracle is the tenant of Crusoe's 1.2 GW Abilene campus, sub-leased to OpenAI; lease value undisclosed. A planned ~600 MW expansion was dropped in March 2026 after financing talks stalled; Meta was reported in talks for the space.OpenAI → CoreWeave: $22.4B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-03-10 · announced — Up to; cumulative: $11.9B (Mar 2025, OpenAI also received ~$350M of CoreWeave stock) + $4B (May 2025) + $6.5B (Sept 2025).OpenAI → Amazon: $38B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-11-03 · announced — Seven-year AWS agreement; hundreds of thousands of Nvidia GPUs; all capacity targeted before end-2026.OpenAI → Amazon: $100B · Compute / cloud contract · 2026-02-27 · announced — Expansion of the $38B agreement 'by $100 billion over 8 years', including ~2 GW of Trainium capacity.SoftBank → OpenAI: $3B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-02-03 · announced — PER YEAR. Taxonomy stretch: this is enterprise product/licensing spend, not compute. SoftBank Group 'will spend $3 billion US annually to deploy OpenAI's solutions across its group companies' (Cristal intelligence; SB OpenAI Japan JV).Anthropic → Amazon: $100B · Compute / cloud contract · 2026-04-20 · announced — 'More than $100 billion over the next ten years on AWS'; up to 5 GW of Trainium/Graviton capacity.Anthropic → Google: amount undisclosed · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-10-23 · announced — 'Tens of billions of dollars' (companies' phrasing, no figure): access to up to 1 million TPUs, >1 GW online in 2026.Anthropic → Google: amount undisclosed · Compute / cloud contract · 2026-04-06 · announced — 'Multiple gigawatts' of next-generation TPU capacity from 2027, with Broadcom; Anthropic's Series H release (May 2026) cites 'five gigawatts of next-generation TPU capacity'. No dollar figure.Anthropic → Microsoft: $30B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-11-18 · announced — 'Committed to purchase $30 billion of Azure compute capacity and to contract additional compute capacity up to one gigawatt.'Meta → CoreWeave: $14.2B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-09-30 · announced — Six-year GB300 capacity contract with option to extend to 2032-12-14.Meta → CoreWeave: $21B · Compute / cloud contract · 2026-04-09 · announced — Expanded agreement through December 2032 (about $21B), inference-focused, with early deployments of Nvidia's Vera Rubin platform.Meta → Nebius: $27B · Compute / cloud contract · 2026-03-16 · announced — Up to ~$27B over five years: $12B of dedicated Vera Rubin capacity from early 2027 + up to $15B of additional capacity on upcoming clusters.Meta → Oracle: $20B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-09-19 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported (~$20B, multiyear) by Bloomberg 2025-09-19; Oracle confirmed a Meta cloud deal on 2025-10-16 without disclosing value. Oracle's Feb 2026 financing release lists Meta among contracted customers.Meta → Google: $10B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-08-21 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — 'Over $10B' six-year Google Cloud deal, reported by The Information; not confirmed by either company.Nvidia → CoreWeave: $6.3B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-09-09 · closed / funded — Initial value; order form under the 2023 MSA: Nvidia is 'obligated to purchase the residual unsold capacity' through 2032-04-13, i.e. a demand backstop for CoreWeave's Nvidia-GPU fleet.Microsoft → CoreWeave: $10B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-03-03 · closed / funded — 'More than $10B' across five contracts through 2030 per CoreWeave's S-1, which also disclosed Microsoft was 62% of 2024 revenue (35% in 2023). Exact contract values not itemised.Microsoft → Nebius: $17.4B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-09-08 · announced — Five-year dedicated GPU capacity (Vineland, NJ); up to $19.4B with options.Microsoft → Nscale: $23B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-10-15 · announced — Approximate aggregate of several 2025 agreements (Norway ~$6.2B Sept 2025, Texas ~$14B Oct 2025, UK/Portugal) per DCD's tally; individual contracts partly undisclosed. DCD put Microsoft's total neocloud commitments above $60B by Nov 2025.OpenAI — open its pageOpenAIAnthropic — open its pageAnthropicxAI — open its pagexAIMicrosoft — open its pageMicrosoftAmazon — open its pageAmazonAlphabet (Google) — open its pageGoogleMeta Platforms — open its pageMetaOracle — open its pageOracleCoreWeave — open its pageCoreWeaveNebius Group — open its pageNebiusCrusoe — open its pageCrusoeNscale — open its pageNscaleStargate JV (OpenAI, SoftBank, Oracle, MGX) — open its pageStargate JVNVIDIA — open its pageNvidiaBroadcom — open its pageBroadcomIntel — open its pageIntelGroq — open its pageGroqSoftBank Group — open its pageSoftBankBlue Owl Capital (managed funds) — open its pageBlue OwlBond, loan & private-credit markets — open its pageBond & loan marketsSpaceX — open its pageSpaceXUS federal government — open its pageUS government

The 22 busiest counterparties and the 20 live deals between them that match the filter. Click a company for its page, click a curve to jump to that deal and its source. Curve width scales with the amount (log); colour is the deal type; dashed means reported but not confirmed by the parties; thin means no figure was disclosed.

Money that goes around

Pairs where cash flows both ways — an investment one way, a purchase commitment back. Computed from the deal list, not curated. Open a pair for every deal and its source.

OpenAI ⇄ Microsoft $288B one way · $13B back

OpenAIMicrosoft: $288B

MicrosoftOpenAI: $13B

OpenAI ⇄ Amazon $138B one way · $50B back

OpenAIAmazon: $138B

AmazonOpenAI: $50B

OpenAI ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $135B back

OpenAINvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaOpenAI: $135B

Anthropic ⇄ Amazon $100B one way · $33B back

AnthropicAmazon: $100B

AmazonAnthropic: $33B

Anthropic ⇄ Alphabet (Google) $0B one way · $43B back

AnthropicGoogle: undisclosed

GoogleAnthropic: $43B

Anthropic ⇄ Microsoft $30B one way · $5B back

AnthropicMicrosoft: $30B

MicrosoftAnthropic: $5B

Anthropic ⇄ NVIDIA $0B one way · $10B back

AnthropicNvidia: undisclosed

NvidiaAnthropic: $10B

OpenAI ⇄ AMD $0B one way · $0B back

OpenAIAMD: undisclosed

AMDOpenAI: undisclosed

Meta Platforms ⇄ AMD $0B one way · $0B back

MetaAMD: undisclosed

AMDMeta: undisclosed

Circularity score

Of the disclosed funding each lab took from named investors listed here, how much came from companies the lab also pays for compute or chips. Round totals from funds are not broken out, so this is the strategic-money share, not a share of everything ever raised. Every number links to the deals behind it.

LabNamed fundingFrom its own vendorsCircularityWhich vendors
OpenAI$153B$93B61%Microsoft, Nvidia, Amazon
Anthropic$91B$91B100%Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Nvidia
xAI$6B$0B0%
Mistral AI$1.5B$0B0%
Scale AI$14.3B$0B0%

Announced per month

Face value as announced; the grey stubs are deals later cancelled or never closed, which stay out of the total. Click a month to list its deals.

Biggest counterparties

EntityCommitted outReceived inLive deals
OpenAI$827B$261B21
Oracle$47B$370B6
Microsoft$78B$318B10
Amazon$83B$238B6
xAI$0B$274B6
SpaceX$252B$0B2
Anthropic$151B$91B12
NVIDIA$184B$40B18
Meta Platforms$107B$27B10
SoftBank Group$91B$0B6
CoreWeave$0B$86B8
Bond, loan & private-credit markets$78B$0B4
US federal government$16B$43B5
Alphabet (Google)$43B$11B6

Announced and reported amounts at face value; "up to" commitments count in full — that is how the headlines count them, and why every row carries its notes. Every company name is a page.

Deals that shrank or died

Private valuations (latest verified)

25 deals, with sources

Amounts link to the source they come from; companies link to their pages; types, months and statuses filter the page; the # is the deal's anchor.

DealAmount ▾TypeAnnouncedSource
OpenAIOracle$300B
Reported by the WSJ (five years from 2027, about 4.5 GW); neither company has confirmed the figure. S&P says OpenAI is about half of Oracle's $638B backlog. A planned ~600 MW expansion of the Abilene site was dropped in March 2026.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-10
reported, not confirmed by the parties
DCD, citing WSJ · second source
single-source figure
#bf5a91
OpenAIMicrosoft$250B
'Incremental $250B of Azure services' contracted; Microsoft lost right of first refusal on OpenAI compute. April 2026 amendment kept Azure as primary cloud / first-ship platform; Feb 2026 joint statement: Azure remains exclusive for stateless OpenAI API calls.
Compute / cloud contract2025-10-28
announced
Microsoft blog · second source
#f86156
AnthropicAmazon$100B
'More than $100 billion over the next ten years on AWS'; up to 5 GW of Trainium/Graviton capacity.
Compute / cloud contract2026-04-20
announced
Amazon newsroom
#db4e93
OpenAIAmazon$100B
Expansion of the $38B agreement 'by $100 billion over 8 years', including ~2 GW of Trainium capacity.
Compute / cloud contract2026-02-27
announced
Amazon newsroom
#b7e6a2
OpenAIAmazon$38B
Seven-year AWS agreement; hundreds of thousands of Nvidia GPUs; all capacity targeted before end-2026.
Compute / cloud contract2025-11-03
announced
Amazon newsroom
#075d0d
AnthropicMicrosoft$30B
'Committed to purchase $30 billion of Azure compute capacity and to contract additional compute capacity up to one gigawatt.'
Compute / cloud contract2025-11-18
announced
Anthropic · second source
#8f1885
MetaNebius$27B
Up to ~$27B over five years: $12B of dedicated Vera Rubin capacity from early 2027 + up to $15B of additional capacity on upcoming clusters.
Compute / cloud contract2026-03-16
announced
Nebius newsroom · second source
#76d530
MicrosoftNscale$23B
Approximate aggregate of several 2025 agreements (Norway ~$6.2B Sept 2025, Texas ~$14B Oct 2025, UK/Portugal) per DCD's tally; individual contracts partly undisclosed. DCD put Microsoft's total neocloud commitments above $60B by Nov 2025.
Compute / cloud contract2025-10-15
announced
DCD
single-source figure
#df8f94
OpenAICoreWeave$22.4B
Up to; cumulative: $11.9B (Mar 2025, OpenAI also received ~$350M of CoreWeave stock) + $4B (May 2025) + $6.5B (Sept 2025).
Compute / cloud contract2025-03-10
announced
CoreWeave IR · second source
#86b4a0
MetaCoreWeave$21B
Expanded agreement through December 2032 (about $21B), inference-focused, with early deployments of Nvidia's Vera Rubin platform.
Compute / cloud contract2026-04-09
announced
CoreWeave IR · second source
#8ecef3
MetaOracle$20B
Reported (~$20B, multiyear) by Bloomberg 2025-09-19; Oracle confirmed a Meta cloud deal on 2025-10-16 without disclosing value. Oracle's Feb 2026 financing release lists Meta among contracted customers.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-19
reported, not confirmed by the parties
Bloomberg · second source
single-source figure
#b414eb
MicrosoftNebius$17.4B
Five-year dedicated GPU capacity (Vineland, NJ); up to $19.4B with options.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-08
announced
Nebius newsroom · second source
#7ea4d5
MetaCoreWeave$14.2B
Six-year GB300 capacity contract with option to extend to 2032-12-14.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-30
announced
CNBC
#ffae15
OpenAICerebras$10B
'Worth over $10B' per CNBC; the companies' own announcement gives 750 MW of wafer-scale inference capacity through 2028 and no dollar figure. Cerebras listed on 2026-05-14.
Compute / cloud contract2026-01-14
announced
CNBC · second source
single-source figure
#b8d762
MetaGoogle$10B
'Over $10B' six-year Google Cloud deal, reported by The Information; not confirmed by either company.
Compute / cloud contract2025-08-21
reported, not confirmed by the parties
CNBC, citing The Information
single-source figure
#09ddb2
MicrosoftCoreWeave$10B
'More than $10B' across five contracts through 2030 per CoreWeave's S-1, which also disclosed Microsoft was 62% of 2024 revenue (35% in 2023). Exact contract values not itemised.
Compute / cloud contract2025-03-03
closed / funded
CoreWeave S-1 · second source
single-source figure
#bd8573
MicrosoftIREN$9.7B
Five-year GB300 cloud contract with a 20% prepayment (IREN 8-K).
Compute / cloud contract2025-11-03
announced
IREN 8-K
#c294c4
NvidiaCoreWeave$6.3B
Initial value; order form under the 2023 MSA: Nvidia is 'obligated to purchase the residual unsold capacity' through 2032-04-13, i.e. a demand backstop for CoreWeave's Nvidia-GPU fleet.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-09
closed / funded
CoreWeave 8-K · second source
#df704d
SoftBankOpenAI$3B
PER YEAR. Taxonomy stretch: this is enterprise product/licensing spend, not compute. SoftBank Group 'will spend $3 billion US annually to deploy OpenAI's solutions across its group companies' (Cristal intelligence; SB OpenAI Japan JV).
Compute / cloud contract2025-02-03
announced
SoftBank Group press release
#8deda2
NvidiaLambda$1.5B
Reported (The Information): Nvidia leases back ~18,000 of its own GPUs from Lambda over four years ($1.3B + $0.2B contracts), making Nvidia Lambda's largest customer; Nvidia is also a Lambda investor.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-08
reported, not confirmed by the parties
DCD, citing The Information
single-source figure
#e029f9
AppleGoogle$1B
PER YEAR, reported (~$1B/yr, Bloomberg) for a custom 1.2T-parameter Gemini model powering the rebuilt Siri; the companies confirmed the multi-year partnership on 2026-01-12 without financial terms. Taxonomy stretch: model licensing, not compute.
Compute / cloud contract2025-11-05
reported, not confirmed by the parties
Bloomberg · second source
single-source figure
#4f9395
AnthropicGoogleundisclosed
'Multiple gigawatts' of next-generation TPU capacity from 2027, with Broadcom; Anthropic's Series H release (May 2026) cites 'five gigawatts of next-generation TPU capacity'. No dollar figure.
Compute / cloud contract2026-04-06
announced
Anthropic · second source
#9fc98b
MicrosoftLambdaundisclosed
'Multibillion-dollar' multi-year deal for tens of thousands of GB300 GPUs; value undisclosed.
Compute / cloud contract2025-11-03
announced
TechCrunch
single-source figure
#6cd02b
AnthropicGoogleundisclosed
'Tens of billions of dollars' (companies' phrasing, no figure): access to up to 1 million TPUs, >1 GW online in 2026.
Compute / cloud contract2025-10-23
announced
Google Cloud press release · second source
#db5771
OracleCrusoeundisclosed
Oracle is the tenant of Crusoe's 1.2 GW Abilene campus, sub-leased to OpenAI; lease value undisclosed. A planned ~600 MW expansion was dropped in March 2026 after financing talks stalled; Meta was reported in talks for the space.
Compute / cloud contract2025-05-21
partly funded
Crusoe newsroom · second source
single-source figure
#124a71

Deal Watch — reported in the last 45 days (automatic, unverified)

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The bubble reads

Method: a deal is listed only when it traces to a press release, an SEC filing, or top-tier reporting, with its date and status. Amounts are as announced or credibly reported; status says whether a deal closed, is staged, or was only reported. Not investment advice.

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