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The circular economy of AI: chipmakers invest in labs that buy chips; clouds fund labs that buy cloud; the same dollars get announced twice. 79 live deals, $2,008B at face value plus 16 with no disclosed figure — each traced to a source. Data as of 2026-08-30 · JSON.

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Showing 7 of 82 deals for Microsoft. Clear.

Bubble Thermometer: 15/100 — cool

15/100 (cool): "bubble" said 0× this week (flat from 0); AI basket market spread unknown; $0B of deals announced this month.

Components: talk 0 · markets 50 · money 0 (weights 40/30/30). Each input links to where it comes from: "bubble" in this week's feed (0, prior week 0) · the AI basket against QQQ over a month · $0B announced in 2026-09. An attention index from this site's own data; it measures temperature, not the future.

2026-09-16: 15/100 (cool)

Daily readings since 2026-09-16. JSON

Equity investmentCompute / cloud contractChip supply dealRevenue shareAcquisitionGovernment stake / grantDebt, guarantee or project financedashed: reported, not confirmedthin: amount undisclosedlisted companyprivate companygovernmentjoint venturemany lendersOpenAI → Microsoft: $250B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-10-28 · announced — 'Incremental $250B of Azure services' contracted; Microsoft lost right of first refusal on OpenAI compute. April 2026 amendment kept Azure as primary cloud / first-ship platform; Feb 2026 joint statement: Azure remains exclusive for stateless OpenAI API calls.Anthropic → Microsoft: $30B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-11-18 · announced — 'Committed to purchase $30 billion of Azure compute capacity and to contract additional compute capacity up to one gigawatt.'Microsoft → CoreWeave: $10B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-03-03 · closed / funded — 'More than $10B' across five contracts through 2030 per CoreWeave's S-1, which also disclosed Microsoft was 62% of 2024 revenue (35% in 2023). Exact contract values not itemised.Microsoft → Nebius: $17.4B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-09-08 · announced — Five-year dedicated GPU capacity (Vineland, NJ); up to $19.4B with options.Microsoft → Nscale: $23B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-10-15 · announced — Approximate aggregate of several 2025 agreements (Norway ~$6.2B Sept 2025, Texas ~$14B Oct 2025, UK/Portugal) per DCD's tally; individual contracts partly undisclosed. DCD put Microsoft's total neocloud commitments above $60B by Nov 2025.OpenAI — open its pageOpenAIAnthropic — open its pageAnthropicxAI — open its pagexAIMicrosoft — open its pageMicrosoftAmazon — open its pageAmazonAlphabet (Google) — open its pageGoogleMeta Platforms — open its pageMetaOracle — open its pageOracleCoreWeave — open its pageCoreWeaveNebius Group — open its pageNebiusCrusoe — open its pageCrusoeNscale — open its pageNscaleStargate JV (OpenAI, SoftBank, Oracle, MGX) — open its pageStargate JVNVIDIA — open its pageNvidiaBroadcom — open its pageBroadcomIntel — open its pageIntelGroq — open its pageGroqSoftBank Group — open its pageSoftBankBlue Owl Capital (managed funds) — open its pageBlue OwlBond, loan & private-credit markets — open its pageBond & loan marketsSpaceX — open its pageSpaceXUS federal government — open its pageUS government

Microsoft in focus: its curves keep their colour, the rest fade. The 22 busiest counterparties and the 5 live deals between them that match the filter. Click a company for its page, click a curve to jump to that deal and its source. Curve width scales with the amount (log); colour is the deal type; dashed means reported but not confirmed by the parties; thin means no figure was disclosed.

Money that goes around

Pairs where cash flows both ways — an investment one way, a purchase commitment back. Computed from the deal list, not curated. Open a pair for every deal and its source.

OpenAI ⇄ Microsoft $288B one way · $13B back

OpenAIMicrosoft: $288B

MicrosoftOpenAI: $13B

Anthropic ⇄ Microsoft $30B one way · $5B back

AnthropicMicrosoft: $30B

MicrosoftAnthropic: $5B

Announced per month — Microsoft

Face value as announced; the grey stubs are deals later cancelled or never closed, which stay out of the total. Click a month to list its deals.

Biggest counterparties

EntityCommitted outReceived inLive deals
OpenAI$827B$261B21
Oracle$47B$370B6
Microsoft$78B$318B10
Amazon$83B$238B6
xAI$0B$274B6
SpaceX$252B$0B2
Anthropic$151B$91B12
NVIDIA$184B$40B18
Meta Platforms$107B$27B10
SoftBank Group$91B$0B6
CoreWeave$0B$86B8
Bond, loan & private-credit markets$78B$0B4
US federal government$16B$43B5
Alphabet (Google)$43B$11B6

Announced and reported amounts at face value; "up to" commitments count in full — that is how the headlines count them, and why every row carries its notes. Every company name is a page.

Deals that shrank or died

7 deals, with sources

Amounts link to the source they come from; companies link to their pages; types, months and statuses filter the page; the # is the deal's anchor.

DealAmount ▾TypeAnnouncedSource
OpenAIMicrosoft$250B
'Incremental $250B of Azure services' contracted; Microsoft lost right of first refusal on OpenAI compute. April 2026 amendment kept Azure as primary cloud / first-ship platform; Feb 2026 joint statement: Azure remains exclusive for stateless OpenAI API calls.
Compute / cloud contract2025-10-28
announced
Microsoft blog · second source
#f86156
AnthropicMicrosoft$30B
'Committed to purchase $30 billion of Azure compute capacity and to contract additional compute capacity up to one gigawatt.'
Compute / cloud contract2025-11-18
announced
Anthropic · second source
#8f1885
MicrosoftNscale$23B
Approximate aggregate of several 2025 agreements (Norway ~$6.2B Sept 2025, Texas ~$14B Oct 2025, UK/Portugal) per DCD's tally; individual contracts partly undisclosed. DCD put Microsoft's total neocloud commitments above $60B by Nov 2025.
Compute / cloud contract2025-10-15
announced
DCD
single-source figure
#df8f94
MicrosoftNebius$17.4B
Five-year dedicated GPU capacity (Vineland, NJ); up to $19.4B with options.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-08
announced
Nebius newsroom · second source
#7ea4d5
MicrosoftCoreWeave$10B
'More than $10B' across five contracts through 2030 per CoreWeave's S-1, which also disclosed Microsoft was 62% of 2024 revenue (35% in 2023). Exact contract values not itemised.
Compute / cloud contract2025-03-03
closed / funded
CoreWeave S-1 · second source
single-source figure
#bd8573
MicrosoftIREN$9.7B
Five-year GB300 cloud contract with a 20% prepayment (IREN 8-K).
Compute / cloud contract2025-11-03
announced
IREN 8-K
#c294c4
MicrosoftLambdaundisclosed
'Multibillion-dollar' multi-year deal for tens of thousands of GB300 GPUs; value undisclosed.
Compute / cloud contract2025-11-03
announced
TechCrunch
single-source figure
#6cd02b

Deal Watch — reported in the last 45 days (automatic, unverified)

Headlines from the feed go through a model that extracts who-pays-whom; a report appears here only when two different publishers agree on the parties and the amounts agree within 25%. Every publisher name links to the headline. Nothing in this box is in the verified graph above until a data review confirms it against a primary source.

No two-source reports in the window — the extractor needs an AI provider key.

The bubble reads

Method: a deal is listed only when it traces to a press release, an SEC filing, or top-tier reporting, with its date and status. Amounts are as announced or credibly reported; status says whether a deal closed, is staged, or was only reported. Not investment advice.

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