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The circular economy of AI: chipmakers invest in labs that buy chips; clouds fund labs that buy cloud; the same dollars get announced twice. 79 live deals, $2,008B at face value plus 16 with no disclosed figure — each traced to a source. Data as of 2026-08-30 · JSON.

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Showing 1 of 82 deals for Microsoft. Clear.

Bubble Thermometer: 15/100 — cool

15/100 (cool): "bubble" said 0× this week (flat from 0); AI basket market spread unknown; $0B of deals announced this month.

Components: talk 0 · markets 50 · money 0 (weights 40/30/30). Each input links to where it comes from: "bubble" in this week's feed (0, prior week 0) · the AI basket against QQQ over a month · $0B announced in 2026-09. An attention index from this site's own data; it measures temperature, not the future.

2026-09-16: 15/100 (cool)

Daily readings since 2026-09-16. JSON

Microsoft in focus: its curves keep their colour, the rest fade. The 22 busiest counterparties and the 1 live deals between them that match the filter. Click a company for its page, click a curve to jump to that deal and its source. Curve width scales with the amount (log); colour is the deal type; dashed means reported but not confirmed by the parties; thin means no figure was disclosed.

Money that goes around

Pairs where cash flows both ways — an investment one way, a purchase commitment back. Computed from the deal list, not curated. Open a pair for every deal and its source.

OpenAI ⇄ Microsoft $288B one way · $13B back

OpenAIMicrosoft: $288B

MicrosoftOpenAI: $13B

Anthropic ⇄ Microsoft $30B one way · $5B back

AnthropicMicrosoft: $30B

MicrosoftAnthropic: $5B

Announced per month — Microsoft

$13B/mo 0 $0.0T total 2023-01: $13B announced across 1 deal(s)2023-02: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-03: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-04: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-07: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-08: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-09: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-10: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-11: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2023-12: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-01: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-02: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-03: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-04: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-07: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-08: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-09: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-10: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-11: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2024-12: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-01: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-02: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-03: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-04: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-07: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-08: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-09: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-10: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-11: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2025-12: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-01: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-02: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-03: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-04: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-05: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-06: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-07: $0B announced across 0 deal(s)2026-08: $0B announced across 0 deal(s) 2023-012023-072024-012024-072025-012025-072026-012026-08 bars: announced per month, square-root scale (grey: later cancelled) · line: cumulative face value, linear

Face value as announced; the grey stubs are deals later cancelled or never closed, which stay out of the total. Click a month to list its deals. Showing 2023-01 — all months.

Biggest counterparties

EntityCommitted outReceived inLive deals
OpenAI$827B$261B21
Oracle$47B$370B6
Microsoft$78B$318B10
Amazon$83B$238B6
xAI$0B$274B6
SpaceX$252B$0B2
Anthropic$151B$91B12
NVIDIA$184B$40B18
Meta Platforms$107B$27B10
SoftBank Group$91B$0B6
CoreWeave$0B$86B8
Bond, loan & private-credit markets$78B$0B4
US federal government$16B$43B5
Alphabet (Google)$43B$11B6

Announced and reported amounts at face value; "up to" commitments count in full — that is how the headlines count them, and why every row carries its notes. Every company name is a page.

Deals that shrank or died

1 deal, with sources

Amounts link to the source they come from; companies link to their pages; types, months and statuses filter the page; the # is the deal's anchor.

DealAmount ▾TypeAnnouncedSource
MicrosoftOpenAI$13B
$13B committed ($1B in 2019 + $10B in January 2023); Microsoft's 10-Q for the quarter to 2025-09-30 put the funded amount at $11.6B. The October 2025 recapitalization left Microsoft with about 27% of OpenAI Group PBC (as-converted, diluted).
Equity investment2023-01-23
closed / funded
Microsoft blog (Oct 28 2025) · second source
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Deal Watch — reported in the last 45 days (automatic, unverified)

Headlines from the feed go through a model that extracts who-pays-whom; a report appears here only when two different publishers agree on the parties and the amounts agree within 25%. Every publisher name links to the headline. Nothing in this box is in the verified graph above until a data review confirms it against a primary source.

No two-source reports in the window — the extractor needs an AI provider key.

The bubble reads

Method: a deal is listed only when it traces to a press release, an SEC filing, or top-tier reporting, with its date and status. Amounts are as announced or credibly reported; status says whether a deal closed, is staged, or was only reported. Not investment advice.

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