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The circular economy of AI: chipmakers invest in labs that buy chips; clouds fund labs that buy cloud; the same dollars get announced twice. 79 live deals, $2,008B at face value plus 16 with no disclosed figure — each traced to a source. Data as of 2026-08-30 · JSON.

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Showing 10 of 82 deals for Meta Platforms. Clear.

Bubble Thermometer: 15/100 — cool

15/100 (cool): "bubble" said 0× this week (flat from 0); AI basket market spread unknown; $0B of deals announced this month.

Components: talk 0 · markets 50 · money 0 (weights 40/30/30). Each input links to where it comes from: "bubble" in this week's feed (0, prior week 0) · the AI basket against QQQ over a month · $0B announced in 2026-09. An attention index from this site's own data; it measures temperature, not the future.

2026-09-16: 15/100 (cool)

Daily readings since 2026-09-16. JSON

Equity investmentCompute / cloud contractChip supply dealRevenue shareAcquisitionGovernment stake / grantDebt, guarantee or project financedashed: reported, not confirmedthin: amount undisclosedlisted companyprivate companygovernmentjoint venturemany lendersMeta → CoreWeave: $14.2B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-09-30 · announced — Six-year GB300 capacity contract with option to extend to 2032-12-14.Meta → CoreWeave: $21B · Compute / cloud contract · 2026-04-09 · announced — Expanded agreement through December 2032 (about $21B), inference-focused, with early deployments of Nvidia's Vera Rubin platform.Meta → Nebius: $27B · Compute / cloud contract · 2026-03-16 · announced — Up to ~$27B over five years: $12B of dedicated Vera Rubin capacity from early 2027 + up to $15B of additional capacity on upcoming clusters.Meta → Oracle: $20B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-09-19 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — Reported (~$20B, multiyear) by Bloomberg 2025-09-19; Oracle confirmed a Meta cloud deal on 2025-10-16 without disclosing value. Oracle's Feb 2026 financing release lists Meta among contracted customers.Meta → Google: $10B · Compute / cloud contract · 2025-08-21 · reported, not confirmed by the parties — 'Over $10B' six-year Google Cloud deal, reported by The Information; not confirmed by either company.Meta → Nvidia: amount undisclosed · Chip supply deal · 2026-02-17 · announced — Multiyear, multigenerational agreement to deploy 'millions' of Blackwell and Rubin GPUs, Grace CPUs and Spectrum-X networking; financial value not disclosed.Blue Owl → Meta: $27B · Debt, guarantee or project finance · 2025-10-21 · closed / funded — Off-balance-sheet JV project financing for the >2 GW Hyperion campus (Louisiana): Blue Owl funds own 80%, Meta 20%; ~$27B total development cost funded pro rata; Blue Owl contributed ~$7B cash and Meta took a ~$3B one-time distribution.OpenAI — open its pageOpenAIAnthropic — open its pageAnthropicxAI — open its pagexAIMicrosoft — open its pageMicrosoftAmazon — open its pageAmazonAlphabet (Google) — open its pageGoogleMeta Platforms — open its pageMetaOracle — open its pageOracleCoreWeave — open its pageCoreWeaveNebius Group — open its pageNebiusCrusoe — open its pageCrusoeNscale — open its pageNscaleStargate JV (OpenAI, SoftBank, Oracle, MGX) — open its pageStargate JVNVIDIA — open its pageNvidiaBroadcom — open its pageBroadcomIntel — open its pageIntelGroq — open its pageGroqSoftBank Group — open its pageSoftBankBlue Owl Capital (managed funds) — open its pageBlue OwlBond, loan & private-credit markets — open its pageBond & loan marketsSpaceX — open its pageSpaceXUS federal government — open its pageUS government

Meta Platforms in focus: its curves keep their colour, the rest fade. The 22 busiest counterparties and the 7 live deals between them that match the filter. Click a company for its page, click a curve to jump to that deal and its source. Curve width scales with the amount (log); colour is the deal type; dashed means reported but not confirmed by the parties; thin means no figure was disclosed.

Money that goes around

Pairs where cash flows both ways — an investment one way, a purchase commitment back. Computed from the deal list, not curated. Open a pair for every deal and its source.

Meta Platforms ⇄ AMD $0B one way · $0B back

MetaAMD: undisclosed

AMDMeta: undisclosed

Announced per month — Meta Platforms

Face value as announced; the grey stubs are deals later cancelled or never closed, which stay out of the total. Click a month to list its deals.

Biggest counterparties

EntityCommitted outReceived inLive deals
OpenAI$827B$261B21
Oracle$47B$370B6
Microsoft$78B$318B10
Amazon$83B$238B6
xAI$0B$274B6
SpaceX$252B$0B2
Anthropic$151B$91B12
NVIDIA$184B$40B18
Meta Platforms$107B$27B10
SoftBank Group$91B$0B6
CoreWeave$0B$86B8
Bond, loan & private-credit markets$78B$0B4
US federal government$16B$43B5
Alphabet (Google)$43B$11B6

Announced and reported amounts at face value; "up to" commitments count in full — that is how the headlines count them, and why every row carries its notes. Every company name is a page.

10 deals, with sources

Amounts link to the source they come from; companies link to their pages; types, months and statuses filter the page; the # is the deal's anchor.

DealAmount ▾TypeAnnouncedSource
MetaNebius$27B
Up to ~$27B over five years: $12B of dedicated Vera Rubin capacity from early 2027 + up to $15B of additional capacity on upcoming clusters.
Compute / cloud contract2026-03-16
announced
Nebius newsroom · second source
#76d530
Blue OwlMeta$27B
Off-balance-sheet JV project financing for the >2 GW Hyperion campus (Louisiana): Blue Owl funds own 80%, Meta 20%; ~$27B total development cost funded pro rata; Blue Owl contributed ~$7B cash and Meta took a ~$3B one-time distribution.
Debt, guarantee or project finance2025-10-21
closed / funded
Meta IR · second source
#2d24ee
MetaCoreWeave$21B
Expanded agreement through December 2032 (about $21B), inference-focused, with early deployments of Nvidia's Vera Rubin platform.
Compute / cloud contract2026-04-09
announced
CoreWeave IR · second source
#8ecef3
MetaOracle$20B
Reported (~$20B, multiyear) by Bloomberg 2025-09-19; Oracle confirmed a Meta cloud deal on 2025-10-16 without disclosing value. Oracle's Feb 2026 financing release lists Meta among contracted customers.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-19
reported, not confirmed by the parties
Bloomberg · second source
single-source figure
#b414eb
MetaScale AI$14.3B
49% non-voting stake at a $29B valuation; CEO Alexandr Wang moved to Meta. Several Scale customers (Google, OpenAI, xAI) subsequently cut work with Scale (reported).
Equity investment2025-06-12
closed / funded
CNBC
#df8398
MetaCoreWeave$14.2B
Six-year GB300 capacity contract with option to extend to 2032-12-14.
Compute / cloud contract2025-09-30
announced
CNBC
#ffae15
MetaGoogle$10B
'Over $10B' six-year Google Cloud deal, reported by The Information; not confirmed by either company.
Compute / cloud contract2025-08-21
reported, not confirmed by the parties
CNBC, citing The Information
single-source figure
#09ddb2
MetaAMDundisclosed
Up to 6 GW of AMD GPUs; first GW of custom MI450 + EPYC shipping 2H 2026. Value undisclosed.
Chip supply deal2026-02-24
announced
AMD press release · second source
#babe9c
AMDMetaundisclosed
Performance-based warrant for up to 160M AMD shares (the same size as OpenAI's), vesting on gigawatt-purchase milestones plus AMD share-price thresholds.
Equity investment2026-02-24
announced
AMD press release · second source
#6e2668
MetaNvidiaundisclosed
Multiyear, multigenerational agreement to deploy 'millions' of Blackwell and Rubin GPUs, Grace CPUs and Spectrum-X networking; financial value not disclosed.
Chip supply deal2026-02-17
announced
NVIDIA newsroom · second source
#4f3e66

Deal Watch — reported in the last 45 days (automatic, unverified)

Headlines from the feed go through a model that extracts who-pays-whom; a report appears here only when two different publishers agree on the parties and the amounts agree within 25%. Every publisher name links to the headline. Nothing in this box is in the verified graph above until a data review confirms it against a primary source.

No two-source reports in the window — the extractor needs an AI provider key.

The bubble reads

Method: a deal is listed only when it traces to a press release, an SEC filing, or top-tier reporting, with its date and status. Amounts are as announced or credibly reported; status says whether a deal closed, is staged, or was only reported. Not investment advice.

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