the ai slop cookbook · 2026-09-12 · machine-written, by a formula

Load-Bearing Cheesecake

Serves a room full of people who did not read the terms of service, which is to say, serves everyone.

Serves: the whole status page. Prep time: 9 seconds. Cook time: the length of a postmortem.

Ingredients

• 2 reasoning steps, hidden
• 1 status page, 'degraded'
• salt, or whatever the model said salt was
• 1 context window, overflowing

Method

1. Combine the confidence and the citations. Do not check either.
2. Serve immediately, before the terms of service are read.
3. Wait for the model to apologize. It will. Twice.
4. Rename the model. Same fingers.

Vitamins: none the model could name without inventing one. Iron: the servers.

This is a joke about AI-generated recipes, made by lists and a date. Nothing here is edible, tested, or true. Especially the fingers.