the ai slop cookbook · 2026-06-25 · machine-written, by a formula
Quarterly Lasagna
Inspired by a photo of a hand. The hand had seven fingers. The dish has more.
Serves: one bubble. Prep time: a press release. Cook time: five years, reported.
Ingredients
- half a postmortem
- 1 rate limit, exceeded
- 1 vibe, coded
- 2 cups of confidence, unverified
- 1 status page, 'degraded'
- 4 GPUs, borrowed from a deal that was announced twice
- 2 tablespoons of synergy
Method
- Count the fingers. Count again. Serve anyway.
- Taste. If it tastes like nothing, add a caption and label it machine-written.
Serving size: one prompt. Servings per container: until the cap.
Not food. Not advice. Written by a formula from fixed lists, never by a model and never by a chef. Do not cook this; do not add glue to anything.