the ai slop cookbook · 2026-06-16 · machine-written, by a formula
Hallucinated Tacos
This recipe has been in my family since the last model release. Skip to the recipe below the 1,200 words of backstory, which have been removed by a formula.
Serves: everyone, confidently. Prep time: one prompt. Cook time: until the rate limit.
Ingredients
- a pinch of 'as an AI language model'
- 1 context window, overflowing
- 7 fingers (the recipe said 5)
- 1 cup of training data of unknown origin
- a backup, in the same volume as the thing it backs up
- a prompt, injected
Method
- Taste. If it tastes like nothing, add a caption and label it machine-written.
- Count the fingers. Count again. Serve anyway.
Protein: a benchmark. Fibre: the cable that got cut. Sugar: the deck.
Not food. Not advice. Written by a formula from fixed lists, never by a model and never by a chef. Do not cook this; do not add glue to anything.